Who's the funniest JUBber?

[RationalLunacy]

US Spelling: Maneuver

UK Spelling: Manoeuvre

Either way, it's not the way that you spelt it.

I thought he was talking about manure.

 

[RationalLunacy]

We're still learning how to spell the English words. We'll go onto these French ones later.

When is Babelfish going to institute an English/Maori function?

 

[Scrub]

JAG ..........

 

[RationalLunacy]

I wish this thread was hilarious.

Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.

 

[ozguy]

Didn't anybody else find my prawn joke even the teensiest bit funny?

*feels crushed*

 

[Ekim23]

Well clearly my sense of humour is way too sophisticated for you guys here




screw you all


jk, look see, funny-ness

lool
THAT was funny

 

[caligula]

Ram --> 8

RationalLatrine --> 8
Marleyisanasshole --> 6
MoehoebitchfatPhoenix7 --> 4
Pretty "Ugly" Pete --> 4
Absoloser --> 3
GL "paid for supportership so I can't say anything mean" --> 2
Fartkell --> 2
Marvtha "too many multiple personalities and only 2 votes" --> 2
Madonna --> 2 (*insert bad black joke*)
Caligula --> 1 (The vote system has a + 1 -1 discrepancy. In this case, it's - 5.)
Kennyworthnothing --> 1
Lesbopogue --> 1 A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna f*ing EAT me!'
Martin6butonlyhasonevote --> 1
Joshua "I can't believe Madonna has more votes than me" Me -->1
Jasun --> 1 (no wonder he deleted his account)
Raven "voted himself" star --> 1
Phierce --> 1 (typical of women. can't tell a joke)
Texmessinhispants --> 1
Killjoke indeed --> 1
Centrex "no wonder he is a" farmer --> 1
vanpussy-->1
Vanti go-shave-yourself --> 1
Andrew "the joke is in my existence" D --> 1
Telstra --> 1
Chance1 --> 1 (got his vote by chance hence the nick.)


Come on, Ram! ONE MORE VOTE!!!!

My God, some of the people I've been lumbered with! And what do you MEAN I should be -5!!! Some of the things I say make me laugh for DAYS.

This'll learn me to be AWOL for a few weeks. I do a casual 'search' function on my lovely name and look what comes up? God bless Lilbit, queen of the 'special' girls, for finding my bon mots titter worthy. And as for dear tinted little Seeta, well I really shall have to work harder with you, shan't I?

I haven't got to the end of this thread yet and probably won't (well, who's got the time?), but it APPALLS me that that jumped up little prick-tease Ram/Seeta or whatever she calls herself today has rigged the vote to such an extent that her mean-spirited putdowns qualify as 'funny'. Sure, she's given me a laugh on occasion (not that I've ever told her that), but all too often I've been giggling out of PITY, Ram, blithering pity at the unwitting irony behind so much of what you say. Still I suppose you try, and just like me, you live and die in the harsh glare of disapproval from others. I suppose we're sisters under the skin, really...

Let's get married!

 

[Desire]

..i dont know who any of those ppl mentioned are..so i dont kno who to give out the "award" to

 

[caligula]

..i dont know who any of those ppl mentioned are..so i dont kno who to give out the "award" to

Stop fence-sitting, slut!

(Unless you intentionally want that picket up your quoit. In which case, I withdraw my upbraid. Just send me the X-tube link...)

In other news, Seeta/Ram and I have been PM-ing like crazy. I'm in a lather of excitement over the turnaround, and our wedding plans are progressing apace. Turns out we were BOTH horribly misunderstood regarding each other's hilarity, and we've now officially declared each other 'funny'.

Doesn't change my opinion that she's a disgraceful little prick-tease, however. That bint NEVER puts out, no matter how many times she rubs her curtains on your shins. Show even a whiff of arousal and she scoots off, orifice plugged.

This is a grotesque situation I very much hope to rectify on our nuptial night.

 

[Kester]

Just because I voted for myself doesn't mean I'm not right so pffft!

Awwww. I'll vote for ya.

 

[Joshua_me]

Wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up faster.

Hmm...

So far the hand with shit in it appears to be filling up faster.

I'll keep you posted.