Why Are Babies So Adorable?

[dereperez]

They can be adorable...if I don't have to take care of them. I'll play with them if they're behaving....then hand them off to someone else.

 

[Telstra]

Evolutionary mechanism to prevent us from murdering them the first time they give a bloodcurdling scream.

But we see some adults are so cute too. Why?

 

[silence]

You guys may want to check this site out. I thought gays weren't interested in children. Fortunately only heteros have to deal with the hairless rats.

http://uglybabiesrus.tumblr.com

 

[borg69unimatrix]

My hormones tell me I don't have to swallow the dogma of the PC Brigade who want to turn all the males and females of every culture into homogenised units.

I thought your hormones had you swallowing something else.

 

[pat grimshaw]

U scared, Pat?

I think our moderators are quite sensible. I think those wanting to be a "Secret Policeman" might have issues in their personal life.


I accept.

 

[rareboy]

Truth be known though...I'd rather huff an armload of kittens.

 

[gsdx]

I've heard they all look like Winston Churchill.

 

[SaskGuy]

I don't like babies or children. Sometimes I think it might be nice to have adults only restaurants, grocery stores, etc. so I don't have to put up with their ear piercing screams.

 

[xbuzzerx]

I think our moderators are quite sensible. I think those wanting to be a "Secret Policeman" might have issues in their personal life.


I accept.

The notion that I have ever wanted to be a moderator or aspire to secret CE&P powers is your fiction entirely in your own mind. I've been a moderator before. Moderators do not get to participate as ordinary posters, it conflicts far too much with doing their job. I much prefer getting to mouth off to you whenever I like.

Plus, frankly, I don't need mod powers to crush most things you try to claim.

 

[pat grimshaw]

England's second most famous 19th century author* identified this behaviour as "baby worship".

It's a kind of hormonal fever females have. You see females turn to mush whenever a lactating mother and baby are around. I saw this demented-looking woman at one end of a bus move places 3 times so she could get finally get relief by touching the infant. And so often we hear of females who STEAL babies to feed their hormonal needs.

This need to lactate is as strong a need in females as any man here in the JUB Fetish Forum.

(* belamo is the only one one here who'd know his name)

 

[Agent Provocateur]

Babies, cute? Yes. Newborns? No. Newborns are hideous. They look like pugs. Babies that are older than about 8 months are just darling, though.

 

[carey579]

I need my brother to have some, so I can be an uncle. :/

I'm totally like you on this. Love babies but I only want the playing with them part. Like everything else I'm too lazy to take care of them.

I'm also waiting for my brother to have kids so I can be a doting uncle

 

[ravenstar]

Babies are fine, so long as they're on the other side of a room. I'm much too old and impatient to put up with the noise these days. Might be okay if it was mine.

 

[sixthson]

Seriously. Why?

I feel like there isn't a day that goes by that I don't see an incredibly cute one.

The last two shifts at my restaurant job, the first customers that came in had babies with them. Today, TWO babies to start the day. And they're just so precious and make the most loveable faces.

The way everything is new to them, their eyes fixated. And when they look at you and smile... It's incredible.

It's hitting me that for someone so dead set against ever having any babies, I love them waaaaaaaay too much.

I need my brother to have some, so I can be an uncle. :/

This is probably the nicest thing you have ever typed at JUB.

By the way, I posted before about all the negativity I felt when I posted about my children and you told me it just was not true.
I think the responses to your thread prove my point.

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If you think they're adorable you must have some kind of hormonal imbalance.

Men have hormones to get them horny and do sex.

Females have the hormones to fluff about and lie down and spurt out babies.

Pat, shut the fuck up.

 

[eastofeden]

I melt a bit when I see a baby...human or animal...I have a permanent soft spot for babies...I find them all adorable...and I offer no apologies

 

[JPGhost]

Evolutionary mechanism to prevent us from murdering them the first time they give a bloodcurdling scream.

I like ^ it too
but reluctant to say 2nd this
or +2
or crap like that..

 

[JPGhost]

Babies..

babies for me are more about suffering than funny/cute/blessing moment. The normal ratio is like 30% fun 70% hardship.
Some people say babies are like 100% BLESSING! these guys are in denial because they dont think further when those babies grown up to become teenagers or..college students

 

[zoltanspawn]

Animal babies make me melt.

Human babies make me think of particulate skies, plastic oceans, carcinogenic soils.

 

[G-Lexington]

Human babies make me think of particulate skies, plastic oceans, carcinogenic soils.

...look for the girl with the sun in her eyes, and she's gone...

Lex

 

[dereperez]

I never have the "cute" reaction when I see a baby. I don't care for kids in general, and whenever someone has told me that they're pregnant I have to fake excitement for their sake when I'm actually thinking: Well, there goes your life, see you in 18 years.
I know, I'm awful.

Not awful, just realistic.