why are so many JUB forum regs jealous of me?

[DigitalFudge]

Digitalslude PLEASE dont slap your thighs, the ripple effect from all that mass might knock JUB's servers down

Wow, I always knew had a problem projecting your body image issues but this one kind of makes me feel bad for you.


Wait....


I'm over it...

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Jojo? Really??

Oh youre mad at the baddest chick in the game? Sorry that she sings original riffs and adlibs in circles around your fave without breakin a sweat.

 

[Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Boom]

 

[star-warrior]

Is it cuz my hair is longer? Cuz my ass is bigger?

Ain't nothing wrong long hair and a big ass on you, sis!

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'm jealous that someone else on JUB has even more issues and drama than me...

 

[freefall]

Will it be an insult or a compliment that nowadays when I hear you I immediately think of NeNe Leakes?

No, I'm serious.

 

[FPNY]

Who? Who we talkin bout?

 

[G-Lexington]

I thought we were supposed to pray to Beeyosus. Have I fallen behind?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Moe moe im not here for girls who ignore my PMs

 

[yeahright1991]

No you haven’t, my dear lex. Mighty Mama Creole Superior Sweet Honey Bey Knowles-Carter is still our highest and most exalted one. So the rest of you lost, backsliding heathens will bow down and deal.

And now it’s time for me to preach the almighty sermon of our Lord and Saviour Beysus Christ

Dear Precious Lord Beysus the King Magnifiqué Christ,

In your Holy Creole fierce name do we pray. Help the basic bitter bitches like Keri Birdson and Karen_Walker see the light at the end of the tunnel.

We thank you Mother Queen Bey for giving us the power to sting and convert the non Bey-lievers and notify them that their current wicked and ratchet lifestyle is just not worthy. We also thank you for sending us the power to inform the non Bey-lievers that Easy Breezy Beysus is nothing to fuck with, and that anybody who has the TEMPTATION of doing so will be having a full row of seats! Keri Hilson tried it and she was banished from the holy land of vocal cords, relevancy and Grammys.

In your holy name Mother Queen Bey, you have taught us iconic dances and gave us the good gospel in 4 solo albums, 4 DVD sets and tons of videos. For that we thank you for the blessing of pure talent because without you,t he world would be bored as fuck during awards ceremonies. and the music industry just wouldn’t be the same. We here at the Holy Name of Blue Ivy First Baptist Church of Lacefronts and Leotards bow our heads in honor of the class and talent you have showed us, and the chills you have given us with your flawless singing voice and electrifying showmanship.

For the reasons above We thank you Lord Beysus and will continue to spread your Gospel of pure raw fierceness and talent.

AMEN!

^Shout in the name of our sweet Lord Beysus!

Moe....Are you actually kid fury.... Ie.. of sofurious.com and also thefurytv? If you aren't you type just like him.

Secondly....Karen my Queen...It's because your gorgeous and you also have me. I mean hell....people voted on the extent of what we should do in bed and the poll said that people wanted tickets.

 

[yeahright1991]

lol No. You of all people should know that I'm not him.

I just took on his habit of adding ridiculous prefixes to her name. lol

Hey...Hey...I had to verify that. If Sheree Whitfield can hide everything about herself even while being on an hour long show that features her about 20% of the time every week for 4 years.......anything is possible.

Good to see you....xoxo.

 

[Mr-Brooding]

They jus hatin'! Keep on doin' you...

 

[freefall]

No you haven’t, my dear lex. Mighty Mama Creole Superior Sweet Honey Bey Knowles-Carter is still our highest and most exalted one. So the rest of you lost, backsliding heathens will bow down and deal.

And now it’s time for me to preach the almighty sermon of our Lord and Saviour Beysus Christ

Shout in the name of our sweet Lord Beysus!

MOE MOE!!! YOU'RE BACK MY QUEEN!!!

Thank God. Please say this would be permanent! Or at least temporarily permanent
You see, that ho Karen Walker plotted a coup d'etat and bitched around, calling herself the Queen of JUB!
My heart ached when I recalled you were away, not present to kick that bitch in the cunt

 

[Jayden]

Is it cuz my hair is longer? Cuz my ass is bigger?

 

[MTLDude]

I am not the least jealous of you Karen! Mild Amused Indifference would more accurately describe my sentiments toward you...

 

[BFizzle]

This thread peaked at Mariah. Can we go back to talking about her now?

 

[BFizzle]

I thought I smelt some fresh brewed tea, oh, it's BFizzle, hew else?

I couldn't stay away for too long.

 

[geloge]

It's hard to be the queen

 

[fetaby]

It's hard to be the queen