Why BenF46 can not leave JUB

[BenF]

You hiss and groan and you constantly moan
But you don't ever go away
That's because
All you need is me

You roll your eyes up to the skies
Mock horrified
But you're still here
All you need is me

There's so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me

You bang your head against the wall
And say you're sick of it all
Yet you remain
'Cause all you need is me

And then you offer your one and only joke
And you ask me what will I be
When I grow up to be a man
Uhm, nothing!

There's a soft voice singing in your head
Who could this be?
I do believe it's me

There's a naked man standing, laughing in your dreams
You know who it is
But you don't like what it means

There's so much destruction
All over the world
And all you can do is
Complain about me

I was a small, fat child in a council house
There was only one thing I ever dreamed about
And Fate has just
Handed it to me - whoopee

You don't like me, but you love me
Either way you're wrong
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone
You're gonna miss me when I'm gone​

 

[snapcat]

Morrissey needs some hair product .....

LOL!

 

[G-Lexington]

Thank God for you.

Lex

 

[Críostóir]

You know, it's funny. I was listening to my favorite comedy quiz show just a week or two ago, and the host, referring to POTUS Bush (who makes comedy easy), said "Seriously, won't we miss him? I mean--" at which point one of the panelists burst in with "WE'LL GET OVER IT!!!!"

 

[LilBit]

Every board needs a person whom we're allowed to call a cunt with no repercussions, doesn't it?

 

[3stripes]

Codependant twat-face.

 

[LilBit]

Codependant twat-face.

Was that directed towards me or Ben?

 

[hawkia]

for a person with over 6000 posts and been here longer than a lot of people,

who constantly criticizes other people's posts/threads.

you've certainty have made quiet some useless threads these couple of days.

nevermind..........................................................

 

[Corny]

Was that directed towards me or Ben?

pretty sure that one was for ben

 

[BenF]

Codependant twat-face.

You make it sound like co-dependance is a bad thing.

 

[martin6]

you've certainty have made quiet some useless threads these couple of days.

Did antidoll just say this to someone else?!



ba-ZING!

 

[LilBit]

pretty sure that one was for ben

Damn. I thought someone loved me.

 

[3stripes]

^Maybe, can you afford my hourly rate?

Definitely intended for ben. I called him a "c" word cause he deserved it. And even better, I didnt get points for it!! ha ha

 

[LilBit]

^Maybe, can you afford my hourly rate?

Definitely intended for ben. I called him a "c" word cause he deserved it. And even better, I didnt get points for it!! ha ha

Apparently nobody gets points for calling Ben names. I didn't either.

Maybe whenever JUBbers are mad at someone, they should just call that person Ben. Then they can say whatever they want, and they won't get in trouble.

 

[AdmiraalW238]

for a person with over 6000 posts and been here longer than a lot of people,

who constantly criticizes other people's posts/threads.

you've certainty have made quiet some useless threads these couple of days.

Can you remind of when any of his threads/posts have been anything other than useless?

 

[snapcat]

Apparently nobody gets points for calling Ben names. I didn't either.

Over the years we've come to understand the unique repartee that Ben enjoys with some users here.

"Cunt" is sometimes a term of endearment with respect to Ben.

 

[LilBit]

Over the years we've come to understand the unique repartee that Ben enjoys with some users here.

"Cunt" is sometimes a term of endearment with respect to Ben.

Duly noted.

In the future, when I want to insult Ben, I'll call him a saint.

 

[3stripes]

^No, call him a nurse and ask where your bed pan is.

 

[BenF]

Over the years we've come to understand the unique repartee that Ben enjoys with some users here.

"Cunt" is sometimes a term of endearment with respect to Ben.

It seems that it is acceptable for me to be called names; however if I choose to use a "term of endearment" towards another member I get points. Funny old world.

Can you remind of when any of his threads/posts have been anything other than useless?

Not off the top of my head. Come to think of it, when have you started any decent threads or posts (that has either not been copy and pasted straight from Avert, the Terrence Higgins Trust or Wikipedia nor is completely wrong).

 

[3stripes]

^yes and no. It is patently obvious from the above that he doesnt fit in here. Hari Kari is the honourable and only option.