hotdog1846
To Wed Mr. Clean in Iowa!
Because I can't even think straight. 
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He ate my heart and then he ate my brain.
And please let's not forget the free toaster. That sealed it for me.![]()






because it's obviously the easier route in life
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because it's obviously the easier route in life
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In other words, because he's gay, he waxes instead.



Because Will was asked once if he was gay and so he went home and got on the computer and thought it was hot so he decided that that was just as ok as a guy screwing a girl.
Bravo. Well done, my friend.
All my handbags are free....lol.
Mommy? I put...this one on reserve with elaine...shes gonna call me when it comes out... It's 1480...is that alright? (earlier today...cat wait until get my cosmic blossom tote GM in blue. Takashi Murikami is my Husband).
It was the free fondue set that swayed me over.
Because my fabulousness could simply not be contained in a straight man's body.
