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Why didn't mommie tell me that being a bum is fantastic?

james1200

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Why didn't mommie tell me that I should grow up to be a bum?

I'm off for the second week in a month cause i had some vacation time coming and i couldn't take the holidays off. How great is it to not have to shower in the morning, to get up and have a beer and smoke some blunts, go have breakfast at noon and go have a hook up or just smoke some more then start drinking when my roomie comes home? Work is for suckers. I gotta find a way to keep this going. Who here is unemployed (except for belamy) and can you tell me how I can keep this going forever? We don't have generous welfare beneifts in this godforsaken country!

I think I won't shower all week. I wanna see what happens... (!)
 
Re: Why wasn't I told that being a bum is fantastic?

james1200 said:
(...) Work is for suckers. I gotta find a way to keep this going. Who here is unemployed (except for belamy) and can you tell me how I can keep this going forever?
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:lol: :rotflmao:

:rolleyes:
 
what's so funny? I've worked full time for five whole years...I've had enough.

Didn't you tell me once you've never had a job? Maybe I should move to Spain so I can get some of that Belamy money...
 
james1200 said:
what's so funny? I've worked full time for five whole years...I've had enough.

Didn't you tell me once you've never had a job? Maybe I should move to Spain so I can get some of that belamy money...
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I can not have told you that mainly because that is not true... all right, I am a big liar, but I do not lie about important things like who I am and what I do: the truth keeps people away from me :mrgreen:

That being said... :rotflmao:

:##: :roll:
 
james1200 said:
I think I won't shower all week. I wanna see what happens...
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One thing that will not be happening: I will not be coming to visit you.
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don't worry...i fully intend to take a whore's bath and wash my bits and pieces if i have sex or when i masturbate. i'm not gonna be a complete slob. sheesh.

i think i'll let the underarms go with just some tag body spray tho...
 
james1200 said:
don't worry...i fully intend to take a whore's bath and wash my bits and pieces if i have sex or when i masturbate. i'm not gonna be a complete slob. sheesh.

i think i'll let the underarms go with just some tag body spray tho...
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You only need to be yourself :mrgreen:
 
james1200 said:
don't worry...i fully intend to take a whore's bath and wash my bits and pieces if i have sex or when i masturbate. i'm not gonna be a complete slob. sheesh.

i think i'll let the underarms go with just some tag body spray tho...
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Tag???!!! :eek:

Why don't you just use Raid or Black Flag? :badgrin:
 
all you bitches are just jealous of my hot, smelly, manly, non-working ass! i'm gonna go round the corner and have some chinese buffet and meet my dealer. later suckers!!
 
KentuckyPython said:
I'm off today as well. I could get accustomed to being one of the idle rich. Nothing to do but work out, tan, and play on line. There has to be a way to make a living doing this.
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Several: being a porn star/rentboy, for example.
 
KentuckyPython said:
I'm off today as well. I could get accustomed to being one of the idle rich. Nothing to do but work out, tan, and play on line. There has to be a way to make a living doing this.
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i'm back...and as you can see, i'm already tanned. *oh snap*

be a rent boy says belamy? how will i get over my catholic upbringing and the guilt?

really, what i need to decide right now is whether i should get high or wait for my roomie...etiquette says i should wait but it is my week off...life's so difficult.

and the tag bodyspray works fine...nobody said nuthin. i did wash my crotch tho for those who wanted to know. :D

i wonder...is this the most foul thread ever?
 
james1200 said:
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be a rent boy says belamy? how will i get over my catholic upbringing and the guilt?

really, what i need to decide right now is whether i should get high or wait for my roomie...etiquette says i should wait but it is my week off...life's so difficult.

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According to you, Catholic guilt is restricted to work issues.
You should be more European Catholic, you would be happier, that is, more American :lol:
 
Re: Why didn't mommie tell me that I should grow up to be a bum?

james1200 said:
I'm off for the second week in a month cause i had some vacation time coming and i couldn't take the holidays off. How great is it to not have to shower in the morning, to get up and have a beer and smoke some blunts, go have breakfast at noon and go have a hook up or just smoke some more then start drinking when my roomie comes home? Work is for suckers. I gotta find a way to keep this going. Who here is unemployed (except for belamy) and can you tell me how I can keep this going forever? We don't have generous welfare beneifts in this godforsaken country!

I think I won't shower all week. I wanna see what happens... (!)
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Besides the whole not showering thing I want your life right now! :cry:
 
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