Why didn't mommie tell me that being a bum is fantastic?

[xyboyms]

Re: Why didn't mommie tell me that I should grow up to be a bum?

I think I won't shower all week. I wanna see what happens...

 

[james1200]

i'm rethinking the shower thing cause i have an uncircumcised pee pee...wouldn't wanna offend, know what i'm saying dog?

where do you work xy? if you're here during the day, it can't be that bad a job.

puh-leeze! i love k-fed...he's cute and the ultimat ho' bag...he's set for life. now that's how i need to live my life, mooching off rich bitches.

 

[xyboyms]

I work nights mostly. Get off at midnight. Weekends I work during the day so I can go out. I love daytime tv! Wake up and watch Today show, Regis & Kelly, The View then maybe some movies. Go do errands. Get ready for work and leave at 4. Back at midnight. LOVE IT!

 

[james1200]

i missed all those shows...but i'm gonna see judge judy for the first time in years so i'm all excited...

excuse me, i need to scratch my balls n'shit.

 

[xyboyms]

Go for it! Don't forget to catch Maury too! Paternity tests are the best plus most of the white guys on there are *****ahem...wiggers....ahem***** so I KNOW you'll love watching!

Ooooh! Don't forget Oprah! LOL

 

[james1200]

wiggers you say boy? suddenly i'm all aroused n'shit.

i need to figure out my schedule tomorrow...it's not easy being lazy.

 

[belamy]

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn*

good night

 

[james1200]

nite baby...have sweet dreams of rent boys being ravaged by you, you stallion.