Why do baseball players have the best asses?

[MisterMajestic]

I Love it when the players have Fat Butts like this Baller..

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

You obviously haven't been in a football locker room once the bulky pads come off and everyone in relaxing round the hot tub and showers.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

okay, I saw that game and Bloomquist slugged o'boy in the arm after the photographer got his shot. It was kinda sad...

 

[cabsterman]

One name:

BRADY ANDERSON from the Baltimore Orioles!! unbelievable body and ass!!

 

[cabsterman]

...more Brady Anderson....the nicest ass that baseball had.

 

[cabsterman]

Brady in a suit

 

[AlmondMilk]

Because they know how to stick them out

 

[bulge]

Cause they have the best sphincter contractions.

 

[FunFunk]

I've been watchin' the MLB network/coverage for the past couple of hours and I can't get anough! It must be torture for the closeted men who actually play in the league and be surrounded by man-candy most of the day

IMO They don't. They are nice but as far as athletes go, football players ("American football") have the best asses by far. Just tune in any NFL (or even college) football game and you'll see. Soccer players also have nice butt.

 

[FanofFiction]

I still think football players have the finest butts in the world!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

David Beckham has a pretty sweet ass, and great taste in undergarments as well. I wonder what his tramp stamp says?

 

[MisterMajestic]

I still think football players have the finest butts in the world!

I think Basketball should return to the "Daisy Duke" erra.....I would enjoy the game even more watching those Built Giants dribbling the ball Up & Down the Court with their Big-Tight Butts stuffed inside those Short-shorts.....

Imagine watching the whole Game and seeing nothing but Ass, bulge, Thighs and Legs.......

 

[frankfrank]

I've been watchin' the MLB network/coverage for the past couple of hours and I can't get anough! It must be torture for the closeted men who actually play in the league and be surrounded by man-candy most of the day

That's only because you haven't looked at the asses on ice hockey players...

 

[Beachguyj]

Yes, why? Must be the uniforms? Even the umpires, coaches and teammates can't help themselves.

Yes it's the form fitting uniform. Basketball and Soccer players wear shorts so their asses don't look as good and Football players are all padded up.

 

[nbluth]

David Beckham has a pretty sweet ass, and great taste in undergarments as well. I wonder what his tramp stamp says?

Sorry to kill your buzz, but I'm 99% sure that pic is fake.

 

[voyager1994]

^holy crap!

 

[cabsterman]

I think Basketball should return to the "Daisy Duke" erra.....I would enjoy the game even more watching those Built Giants dribbling the ball Up & Down the Court with their Big-Tight Butts stuffed inside those Short-shorts.....

Imagine watching the whole Game and seeing nothing but Ass, bulge, Thighs and Legs.......

... yeah, it must've been "hard" watching those games back in the 70s with the "Daisy Duke" shorts on. I was too young to understand but do remember seeing them and watching clips of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and others are great!

 

[MisterMajestic]

Yes it's the form fitting uniform. Basketball and Soccer players wear shorts so their asses don't look as good and Football players are all padded up.

Definitely padded but still Hot..

Also padded but Sexy..

Definitely the Real-Deal.

 

[MisterMajestic]

... yeah, it must've been "hard" watching those games back in the 70s with the "Daisy Duke" shorts on. I was too young to understand but do remember seeing them and watching clips of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and others are great!

According to Mr. Johnson...Back-in-the-day when Cookie Johinson saw him on the court in the butt-hugging, bulge-defining "tighty-shorts" she knew he had what she wanted...Magic told a Talk show host that the NBA needs to bring the "Daisy Dukes" back so people can have something to see...Bold-statement but Magic was only agreeing with the Female Talk show hostess comment...

 

[JonHCA]

I always thought it was because they squatted a lot...