Why do football players have the best asses?

[blondie79]

Gives new meaning to the term "hooker!"

stunning

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old Italian footballer FRANCESCO PIO ESPOSITO!

Scrubs up well in a suit too!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

A close-up of the beautiful arse crack that belongs to my best boy Dominic Calvert-Lewin!

Get as close as you can to that crack boys and inhale deeply!

This is a perfume that should be bottled and put on sale for Christmas!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you can get away with sticking your finger up your opponent's arse in wrestling then I'd better give up playing soccer!

I'm clearly in the wrong sport!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Adapted from a very famous Christmas Carol:

Oh cum let us abuse him
Oh cum let us abuse him
Oh cum let us abuse him

Grealish the Glutes!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"When you said you wanted to take some shots on goal I had no idea you had this in.mind......."

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Bernardo Silva had made it quite clear that once he had retired from playing professional football he wanted to retrain as a doctor!

Here he is practising on Jack Grealish:

"Can you turn your head for me and cough please Sir!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

It's quite interesting to note how many footballers are connoisseurs of cheese:

"Mmm! Unmistakably dick cheese!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Unquestionably Gorgonzola!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

36 year old retired German cyclist MARCEL KITTEL!

I remember how excited I was when I got my first bike as a child!

Now a few decades down the road imagine unwrapping him on Christmas morning!

I'd do a few miles on him once my todger was firmly engaged with his chocolate dispenser!

I wouldn't bother to wear a helmet either!

I see that he is displaying the LIDL label so presumably Marcel Kittel is available at a store near you!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Look Nico those shorts are not going to come off on their own you know!

Have you ever had the opportunity to score at such close range!?

In the words of the Big Issue seller:

"Don't be shy! Give it a try!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

-Hey Luke I think that you and I must be related!

-Really?! How's that!?

-Well your name is Luke Thomas and the little fella in my pants is called John Thomas and he certainly wants to engage with you in more ways than one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"So you've been fucking my wife have you Jack!?

Well now you know what it feels like to have an unfamiliar cock inside you!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If ever a sign was open to misinterpretation....

So all those hunky rugby studs have got to strip off outside then......?

Well you won't find me complaining!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Hunky 21 year old Italian goalkeeper SEBASTIANO DESPLANCHES!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Sebastiano was devastated when Italy lost to Uruguay in the 2023 under 20 World Cup but being the altruistic guy that he is teammate ALESSANDRO FONTANAROSA whispered words of consolation into the goalie's ear.....

"Hey Seb, I know you're really down but if it helps at all you can stick your head up my arse and have a good sniff!"

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[rareboy]

 

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