Why do football players have the best asses?

[Sniffademskidz]

31 year old PAULO DYBALA from Argentina plays for AS Roma!

That is one beautiful shitter!

The Argentinians have the best rump steaks on the planet and I can only hope there's no shortage of brown sauce to go with it!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Novak Djokovic may be an arrogant bastard but who in their right mind would pass up the chance to sniff, rim, finger and fuck.that Serbian shit chute!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old pole vaulter Armand du Plantis soared quite literally to victory in Paris in the summer!

An arse to compare with any footballer!

Somebody advanced a theory for the secret of his success!

He sticks his fingers up his girlfriend's cunt only minutes before he is due to jump and the smell of that spurs him on!

For proof of it just look at the pictures The camera doesn't lie!

 

[rareboy]

 

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[MusicMan321]

 

[rareboy]

Another wrestler challenge...

 

[rareboy]

And a cyclist.

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Nothing like the sight of a tight little shitter in lycra shorts bouncing up and down on a bicycle seat in front of you on a country road!

Why would you want to overtake!?

Let the cars behind you keep honking their horns while you attend to your own horn!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

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Wouldn't mind wedging my nose between those cheeks!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old HARRISON BURROWS who plays for Sheffield United!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Goalkeepers have lovely arses too!

 

[Alistair]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

28 year old German footballer LEROY SANE has been given ten to wear but I'd give him.one!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Can't remember the name of this geezer from either Croatia or Serbia but he's got one nice shitter!

 

[Alistair]

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Pep Guardiola, manager of Man City, might be 53 but I bet his arse is as spicy as a paella and as fluffy as a Spanish omelette!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We need to encourage as many Muslim men as possible to take up football!

While our players are covering one another in lovebites each time they score a goal Islamic players give thanks to Allah as Mo Salah is demonstrating so successfully in.this picture!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old MATHEUS NUNES from Brazil who plays for Man City!

He comes from the city of Sugar Loaf mountain in Rio Dr Janeiro!

Just look at the arse on.that bitch!

I'd put some meat between his sugar loaves!!!!!!!

 

[rareboy]

Another wrestler to challenge the footballers.