Why do shit and piss use the same organs as sex?

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1) The religious answer: to remind mankind they are born out of shit and are only shit.

2) The so-called "ethical" answer: cause people need to be disgusted from sex.

3) The hedonist answer: it's an error of nature. It should be separated. If it was separated, there would be sex McDonalds at all street corners allowing people to have endless sex with one another, but now we are trained anti-shit and anti-sex at the same time. The shit and piss taboo doesn't allow endless sex connection between people.

4) The medical answer: To remind men about their cock and their need to fuck several times a day cause hormonal trigger isn't enough

5) The scatological answer: cause sex, shit and piss are the same.

6) .................................. (numerous other anwers)

What's your answer?

 

[Sha-Rok]

To encourage capitalism..Everybody loves a 2 for 1 deal.

 

[EwanSF]

Not likely. If we didn't have to shit, we probably wouldn't have evolved to have an anus. No bum sex for anyone. I don't want to live in that sort of world.

 

[roadtripboy]

Because God was a civil engineer.

Only a civil engineer would run a waste line through the middle of a major entertainment zone.

(That's a quote I read somewhere. I think The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.)

 

[G-Lexington]

>>>4) The medical answer: To remind men about their cock and their need to fuck several times a day cause hormonal trigger isn't enough.

I'm pretty sure that isn't the medical answer. I've got no medical training, but I'm guessing the medical/evolutionary answer would be "conservation of body parts". There aren't many body parts that are used very infrequently. I believe over time, those functions simply get subsumed by other body parts. Since we aren't often pissing and not often fucking, we don't have much trouble having the same body part handle both functions. Similarly, we don't often have trouble breathing, eating and talking, even though those are all generally handled by the mouth. (Yes, the nose pitches in with breathing.)

Lex

 

[ChickenGuy]

Well, this is as good a time as any for me to ask an embarrassing question....

Erm, whereabouts exactly to women pee out of?

I mean, what does it look like and where precisely is it located?

It's something that was never told to me (at least never so I understood it properly)

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Well, this is as good a time as any for me to ask an embarrassing question....

Erm, whereabouts exactly to women pee out of?

I mean, what does it look like and where precisely is it located?

It's something that was never told to me (at least never so I understood it properly)

The urethral opening for peeing. Clitoris and vagina are for sex.

 

[cynicus]

VI. Crazy Jane Talks With The Bishop

I MET the Bishop on the road
And much said he and I.
“Those breasts are flat and fallen now,
Those veins must soon be dry;
Live in a heavenly mansion,
Not in some foul sty.’
“Fair and foul are near of kin,
And fair needs foul,’ I cried.
“My friends are gone, but that’s a truth
Nor grave nor bed denied,
Learned in bodily lowliness
And in the heart’s pride.
“A woman can be proud and stiff
When on love intent;
But Love has pitched his mansion in
The place of excrement;
For nothing can be sole or whole
That has not been rent.’

William Butler Yeats

 

[zoltanspawn]

Because our hands and mouths are not enough and try as we might our noses and ears are unaccommodating.

 

[healingduck]

Because if we had any more holes life would be one big orgy.

 

[HoodedRat]

Because the Almighty Creator Creator God was a sick little pervy fucker ... perhaps?

 

[Horschallen]

"Less is more." If our bodies come with additional appendages to accommodate different bodily and animalistic functions, we would all look like freaks.

 

[Horschallen]

P.S. Why do you think men are better looking than birds? Because men do not have peckers on their faces.

 

[ronnie_h]

Is there any way we could change the system? Guess not. So why bother? Just enjoy it like it is or leave it. It's really that simple.

 

[bulge]

>>>4) The medical answer: To remind men about their cock and their need to fuck several times a day cause hormonal trigger isn't enough.

I'm pretty sure that isn't the medical answer. I've got no medical training, but I'm guessing the medical/evolutionary answer would be "conservation of body parts". There aren't many body parts that are used very infrequently. I believe over time, those functions simply get subsumed by other body parts. Since we aren't often pissing and not often fucking, we don't have much trouble having the same body part handle both functions. Similarly, we don't often have trouble breathing, eating and talking, even though those are all generally handled by the mouth. (Yes, the nose pitches in with breathing.)

Lex

That doesn't answer the question why each turd in a guy strokes and triggers his prostate, the very power startion of his sexuality.

 

[freefall]

Because if it's separate, we would be women.

 

[bulge]

Your imputation of religious reasoning is very pejorative, and doesn't represent the views of any of the religious I have ever known. Too easy to impute.

The alleged ethical answer is equally unrepresentative of any sound basis. Contrived.

The so-called medical answer has already been debunked.

In truth, it's simple economy. Birds and reptile have a cloaca, so are even more frugal than humans.

Not mysterious. We might as well ask why fingers are jointed. The answer is too obvious.

Simple economy? So, the worst situation thinkable.

Next time you go to church, ask the holy father why humans are burn in shit.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Best argument for oral only, ever.

 

[bulge]

"Less is more." If our bodies come with additional appendages to accommodate different bodily and animalistic functions, we would all look like freaks.

That makes sense.

 

[landers]

Many people assume that evolution means improvement, which it's not. Evolution is just random changes, thus air and food go down the same pipe (horrible evolutionary trait), piss through what we use to fuck and shit out of the only access to the prostate.