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Why does everyone want "hung" guys?

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I'm not. I'm only about 6in hard and 3in soft, but i know how to please given the chance.:mad: What so great about being hung??
 
It's a nice visual, and (in essence) there's "more to play with". All things being equal, I like my guys hung. But that's a bit like saying "all things equal, I'd like him to have a green car". I won't kick a guy out for having a red car or a blue car or no car. The best guy I've ever had sex with also had the smallest cock. :)

Lex
 
There's that old joke:

I met this guy in a bar and He said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt", so I fucked him twice and then punched him in the face.
 
Not everyone does.

Cheer up.
 
I love hung guys, not gonna lie. But I also love a guy with a good character and sense of humour, now those are what get me into bed, hung or not.
 
I'm not. I'm only about 6in hard and 3in soft, but i know how to please given the chance.:mad: What so great about being hung??
To me you have the perfect penis, just drop the word "only", it's a bit like saying my I.Q. is only(fill in the blank)
We aren't all geniuses and we aren't all porn stars.
 
There's that old joke:

I met this guy in a bar and He said to me, "Give me 12 inches and make it hurt", so I fucked him twice and then punched him in the face.

Lol for a second I thought you actually fucked someone and punched them :eek:
Then I saw the first text !oops! My eyes are playing games on me.
 
?

long time ago fisrt human ape swung dick ans beat off da boss ape ans forgat afat dat

anyway

thankyou
 
I'm not. I'm only about 6in hard and 3in soft, but i know how to please given the chance.:mad: What so great about being hung??

You got me beat, at least you are about average. I'm only 5" erect. I'd just like to know what being average is like, much less hung...
 
Maybe the same reason that McDonalds sells the Super Size? A lot of people are gluttons*|*

If a guy wants a bigger penis than the one you have...no harm done. I think it is great when someone puts it out there so the other people don't have to waste their time. Think about it...if penis size is the deciding factor .....would you really want to spend quality time with them?

My donkey dick friend HATES IT when he comes across a size queen and has a very elaborate testing system to figure out if they like him for his monster dick or for who he is. Quiet impressive (his system....not his dick). I told him after we fucked the first time that I might like him for his dick too...if he knew what to do with it.
 
Everyone wants a hot dog; very seldom do you see people overjoyed to have a vienna sausage.

And yes, i'm intentionally being a dick - what ever happens to having more to offer than your penis size anyway?
 
Big-ass beautiful cocks are wonderful to look at and play with, but so are average or below average dicks. I like them all. Doesn't really matter what he is packing if I like the guy.
 
Maybe the same reason that McDonalds sells the Super Size? A lot of people are gluttons*|*

If a guy wants a bigger penis than the one you have...no harm done. I think it is great when someone puts it out there so the other people don't have to waste their time. Think about it...if penis size is the deciding factor .....would you really want to spend quality time with them?

My donkey dick friend HATES IT when he comes across a size queen and has a very elaborate testing system to figure out if they like him for his monster dick or for who he is. Quiet impressive (his system....not his dick). I told him after we fucked the first time that I might like him for his dick too...if he knew what to do with it.

Can you elaborate on what his system is? I'm curious.

I'm average, but in my dating days I'd make guys date me 4-5 Times with no sex to test them to see if they were interested in ME, or if they just wanted sex. Guys just looking for a quick hookup won't invest that much time and energy.
 
Every guy that I have been with has been smaller than me.

I don't concern myself with size, the person attached is more important to me. I prefer to be more practical.
 
Can you elaborate on what his system is? I'm curious.

I'm average, but in my dating days I'd make guys date me 4-5 Times with no sex to test them to see if they were interested in ME, or if they just wanted sex. Guys just looking for a quick hookup won't invest that much time and energy.

He tests them first to see if they heard about his donkey dick...then he spends a lot of time before they have sex asking them their opinions on dick size and if it is important to them. of course...a lot of people say NO but when they see it they get crazy and become slut puppies...he makes an excuse and doesn't have sex with those guys....

He has had a few relationships and the guys were size queens and he really hated them afterward...and blamed the relationship failing on this. I think that it was a combination of things INCLUDING his donkey dick but since it wasn't my relationship and he doesn't ask I keep it to myself.
 
He tests them first to see if they heard about his donkey dick...then he spends a lot of time before they have sex asking them their opinions on dick size and if it is important to them. of course...a lot of people say NO but when they see it they get crazy and become slut puppies...he makes an excuse and doesn't have sex with those guys....

He has had a few relationships and the guys were size queens and he really hated them afterward...and blamed the relationship failing on this. I think that it was a combination of things INCLUDING his donkey dick but since it wasn't my relationship and he doesn't ask I keep it to myself.

Even *I* have to know how one tests to see if someone heard about their donkey dick.
 
Even *I* have to know how one tests to see if someone heard about their donkey dick.

OK...showing my age here...back in the 70s and 80s the common question to bartenders included "Does he have a lover?", "Does he come here often?" "Is he a top or bottom?" "Do you know how big his dick is?"

......this was pre internet and everyone pretty much met each other in person...and a lot of people did the kiss and tell thing....word got around fast if you had a donkey dick and there were a lot of guys that hunted them down:eek: ...so my friend does have a good point....

In the 90s...the questions changed..."What kind of car does he drive?" "Where does he work?" "Did he go to college?" "How much money does he have?"
 
OK...showing my age here...back in the 70s and 80s the common question to bartenders included "Does he have a lover?", "Does he come here often?" "Is he a top or bottom?" "Do you know how big his dick is?"

......this was pre internet and everyone pretty much met each other in person...and a lot of people did the kiss and tell thing....word got around fast if you had a donkey dick and there were a lot of guys that hunted them down:eek: ...so my friend does have a good point....

In the 90s...the questions changed..."What kind of car does he drive?" "Where does he work?" "Did he go to college?" "How much money does he have?"

LOL. Now it's: does he have a job, does he have a car, does he have STD's, and does he live with his Ex/parents.
 
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