Why don't tops bellow in triumph after a conquest

[palbert]

Why don't tops bellow in animal conquest or triumph after a successful sexual triumph? Wouldn't that be the "call of the wild," absent decorum and representing the the full lustiness of the conquest.

 

[rareboy]

Who says they don't?

 

[palbert]

Surely someone other than Tarzan does.

 

[Jerry]

I usually bellow "Now go make me a sandwich!"

 

[mbamike]

I hooked up several times with a top that would yell when he orgasmed.

 

[CowboyBob]

Surely someone other than Tarzan does.

I do, and don't call me Shirley.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Better question is, "Why don't tops spit on me during sex?" or "Why don't tops choke bottoms during sex?" or "Why don't the bottoms have actual vaginas during sex--they have them in straight porn!".

Unless I'm reading this thread wrong, this is a parody of JayQueer's thread, right?

Because I spit on concrete.
Because I do that with my dick.
Because if they did I'd rather masturbate in my room, alone.

right.

 

[G-Lexington]

I don't know about bellow in triumph, but I've been known to let loose a loud, guttural "YEAH!" upon hitting orgasm.

Lex

 

[mark1111]

I do when its really good

 

[winterknight]

Accept nothing less than a full-blown Tarzan cry.

 

[G-Lexington]

Oh, and it's not a "conquest". At least not to me. It's me and another gay guy getting each other off.

Lex

 

[jsan21123]

I usually bellow "Now go make me a sandwich!"

"K"

I'd totally make you a sandwich. ;-)

 

[Jerry]

Oh, and it's not a "conquest". At least not to me. It's me and another gay guy getting each other off.

Lex

"K"

I'd totally make you a sandwich. ;-)

Hahaha thanks man

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I'd throw my antlers in my neck, if I had any.

 

[blackbeltninja]

I do.

Scares the living bejesus out of the BF's house-mate, mind.

-d-

 

[cron9por]

Maybe its the bottoms, who lured the unsuspecting red blooded male, by wiggling their arse provocativly, who "bellow in animal conquest or triumph [STRIKE]after[/STRIKE] during a successful sexual triumph"

 

[ebluue]

Maybe its the bottoms, who lured the unsuspecting red blooded male, by wiggling their arse provocativly, who "bellow in animal conquest or triumph [STRIKE]after[/STRIKE] during a successful sexual triumph"

LOL!, love it! seems like something out of National Geographic.

 

[Dduder]

Why don't tops bellow in animal conquest or triumph after a successful sexual triumph? Wouldn't that be the "call of the wild," absent decorum and representing the the full lustiness of the conquest.

I think you are confusing gay "tops" with straight men and their straight men ways after plonking a vagina...

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

^Just at much as you're confusing the man in the mirror for straight, I take it.

 

[Asenath]

Does he actually know any straight guys?