Why hasn't porn gone metric?

[BenF]

Whilst emptying my junk e-mails, I noticed many spam emails offering me "Extra inches" on my willy, our very own JUB offers the sight of Troy/Brad/Tyler (or some other trendy named jock) playing with his 'foot-long' cock.

Is it time for porn to get with the programme and go metric?

 

[kevbo]

maybe decimeters would be a better measure?

 

[kallipolis]

The Wee Willies, Smart Dicks and Big Bens represent a plot to impose a French conspired take over bid on the American right to freedom to choose, many inches over the equivalent apparent few centimetres.

Size matters when the appearance of inches appears more than its French counterpart.

Beware of Frenchies!

 

[Jannus]

Because it's all American.

 

[Absolut]

Because only people from the United States, Burma, and Liberia think your penis is too small.

 

[looseliam]

Fuck Burma.

I remember the good ol' days of Myanmar.

*sigh* What is the world coming to?

 

[Sangshao]

Because the US is the porn capital of earth.

It's only fitting that we keep it Imperial.

 

[treanir]

Because the US is the porn capital of earth.

Germany and Australia (Canberra) are doing a good job of it, though.

Measuring your dick size in centimetres just seems wrong, even for me and I use the metric system.

 

[gsdx]

Measuring your dick size in centimetres just seems wrong, even for me and I use the metric system.

But you could announce that you have an 11 1/2 cm dick and you'd have size queens crawling all over you to get into your pants.

 

[LilBit]

If porn went metric, then Inches magazine and its sister mags would have to change their titles. And frankly, "Latin Centimetres" just doesn't sound as appealing...

 

[MainEntry]

Whilst emptying my junk e-mails, I noticed many spam emails offering me "Extra inches" on my willy, our very own JUB offers the sight of Troy/Brad/Tyler (or some other trendy named jock) playing with his 'foot-long' cock.

Is it time for porn to get with the programme and go metric?

How about modernizing British spelling by eliminating all those "u"s. And what's wrong with "program"?

 

[G-Lexington]

We run everything. Deal with it.

Lex

 

[seven_sins]

The US experimented with going metric when Jimmy Carter was president. Reagan changed things back to the English system. I think he found metric too confusing.

 

[propoolplayer99]

Converting between inches and centimetres makes me flaccid.

 

[kevbo]

I got 1.72 dm

wow, decimeters are not impressive at all

 

[SonOfSlobone]

Dunno, when will Englishmen (and/or Welshmen) stop drinking pints?

 

[Kurn]

better than .000000000001149 AU

He's got an 1149??(*U*)

 

[Paws]

We also cum in quarts, gallons and buckets.

As long as it's not in an ass, it's all safe.

 

[D-Base]

I dont know why, I would rather have a guy tell me that he wants to fuck me hard with his 8 inch cock, then say 'Good sir, would you allow me to penetrate your anus with my 17 centimetre long penis?'

A big cock is a big cock no matter how you measure it, centimeters, inches or gagging power.

And how much is a foot-long anyway?

 

[ozguy]

And how much is a foot-long anyway?

This much ....

or about $8.95 at Subway.