Why i hate women

[Rex]

Women don't put out... they just play mind games, lead you on and then ignore you.


Women think their shit don't stink.


The women who are actually worth wanting a relationship with want to wait until marriage.


To get a blowjob from a girl you have to make all kinds of stupid conversation, flirt and yadda yadda. From a guy all you have as is "wanna blow me?"


They'll give you their number while their drunk and then when they're sober the next day it's not even worth calling them.. and if you do call them they'll act like they didn't remember.. if they call you back it will be when they're drunk and can't even speak clearly.


im sure id have more reasons but those all that came off the top of my head.

So yeah... just wanted to get that off my chest.

 

[Corny]

yes, and all gay people just want sex, never want a relationship are not trustworthy and will always cheat.

furthermore all uncut dicks do smell, all muslims are terrorists and bisexuals are in reality gay.

did i miss something?

 

[wastingmymind]

Hating women because of the crass heterosexual dating scene? Really?

On the other hand your best friend Jasun only prefers to have male children over female, and that's not really a crime. So score one for him.

 

[yeeeaaahhh]

I love a good generalization in the morning.

Women are bitches and gay men are all sluts.

And for the record, Sultan... if you ever said "Wanna blow me?" to me, I would laugh in your face.

 

[Ram]

Oh Sultan.

IAnd for the record, Sultan... if you ever said "Wanna blow me?" to me, I would laugh in your face.

I'll say yes and then use it to pick something off my teeth.

 

[Ram]

yes, and all gay people just want sex, never want a relationship are not trustworthy and will always cheat.

furthermore all uncut dicks do smell, all muslims are terrorists and bisexuals are in reality gay.

did i miss something?

All Germans are Nazis! You missed that one out, you filthy Nazi.

 

[leomendez93]

I love a good generalization in the morning.

Women are bitches and gay men are all sluts.

And for the record, Sultan... if you ever said "Wanna blow me?" to me, I would laugh in your face.

One word to describe the limits of relationship with women: hormones
One word to describe the limits of relationship with men: slutness (o:

 

[rareboy]

Sultan is a sad closet case.

'cos as we all know, bisexuals are just homos that haven't made up their mind and cheat all on both the men and the women they fuck.

And that statement is as true as anything he wrote.

But, I think he's actually just trolling to get a pre-xmas bitch-slap-fest going.

 

[Pushyourluck]

Some women are like that.
Some men are like that.

Is there another reason you think you "hate" women?
Perhaps it's easier than dealing with your actual emotions and confronting your sexuality?

 

[sixthson]

What is it you want from a woman? Sex or love?
The first requires only a functioning dick, but the second requires your ALL.

 

[Ram]

What is it you want from a woman? Sex or love?
The first requires only a functioning dick, but the second requires your ALL.

You need either a functioning dick or a great personality????

Gee, Sultan, you're screwed.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Women don't put out... they just play mind games, lead you on and then ignore you.

They always say they want someone sensitive, but they only give it away to the creeps...

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

yes, and all gay people just want sex, never want a relationship are not trustworthy and will always cheat.

furthermore all uncut dicks do smell, all muslims are terrorists and bisexuals are in reality gay.

did i miss something?

Don't forget "all gay men are fem... you can always tell... if a gay guy comes off as a regular guy, it's just a big act."

I'm starting to understand Sultan a bit more... I'm usually not one to hand out the "self-hatred" thing much and I'm not sure "hate" is what he's feeling but it seems like there's a lot of personal issues... he "hates" women because "they..." "they...." "they..." and he's just as down on gay people because "they..." "they..." "they..."

As i recall he's also down on guys who are out of the closet because they act so damn gay in public.

 

[Seasoned]

Ah, the poor guy might just need to hate women in order to justify sexual relationships with guys. It could be a transitional thing. We don't have to agree with him, nor do we have to tear him down.

When looking for a date, man or woman, it's best to avoid the drunks. Save the drunks for hook ups.

 

[Corny]

maybe there is also the other kind of gay.
those guys who can't get a girl

 

[G-Lexington]

I like the part about women who are "waiting for marriage". It kind of read like "I hate that when I find a girl who immediately go to bed with a guy...she won't immediately go to bed with me.". Hey, how about that.

Sultan, you can justify your life any way you want. You can hate women for all being slutty or cockteases, you can hate gays for all being femmy and in-your-face, and you can take up permanent residence in that closet of yours because your sex life isn't anybody's business and you don't want to be lumped in with those femmy faggots.

But one thing seems clear. These women and homosexuals seem to have a lot simpler lives than you do. And they sure as hell seem happier. I know I am.

But hey, you got Jasun to post in your thread. That must be worth something, right?

Lex

 

[SoulSearcher]

Those are precisely the reasons I wished I was straight...

 

[CudDULL]

I think sultan is transitioning to the gay side. I'll welcome him.

 

[Rex]

LOLOL @ everyone's responces. Well I should have assumed everyone would have taken this to heart.

I don't actually hate women. It was an exagguration but the point is sex with women usually requires a lot more effort than sex with a guy.


Continue the tar and feathering ... I like it.

You're so adorable.

Wanna blow me?

Depends... can i see a pic of what it looks like?


oh and how did I know Jasun was gonna throw in a self hate thing. This thread wasn't meant to be taken seriously but I like the analyzations. Maybe you should quit your porn job and become a sex therapist.

The girls I dated in high school before i came out definitely did not fit these criteria. Maybe you need to move?

:-D

or just go to a different bar lol

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Yeah, sucks when you sober up and wake up to a dumb-ass post you have to explain it away as "a joke."