Why isn't everybody worshipping me?

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'd suggest Wikipedia.

Lex

You wanna go bitch? Lemme tie my hair up and you can get this fade.

 

[Alistair]

I demand answers

https://www.google.com/search?sourc...3i22i29i30k1j33i160k1j30i10k1.195.eh33pxhjO2M

 

[G-Lexington]

You wanna go bitch? Lemme tie my hair up and you can get this fade.

You could have just tossed that hair in the laundry chute and saved yourself the trouble.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

https://www.google.com/search?sourc...3i22i29i30k1j33i160k1j30i10k1.195.eh33pxhjO2M

Thanks for trying. My man Harkie boo is back so it's best we stop speaking to each other. Just know that last night was beautiful and I will never forget you.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

You could have just tossed that hair in the laundry chute and saved yourself the trouble.

Lex

Toss it in the laundry?

 

[Alistair]

 

[G-Lexington]

Toss it in the laundry?

Left out the decimal point, ma'am.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Left out the decimal point, ma'am.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

In my defense, I was only wearing a t-shirt and uggs.

 

[belamyi]

Damned atheism.

 

[G-Lexington]

Bring it, human. And feel free to take your time. I know how tired you are after your shift at the Goodwill.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Bring it, human. And feel free to take your time. I know how tired you are after your shift at the Goodwill.

I summon torrential rains to wash your dirty pussy clean!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Damned atheism.

Why are you here Tabitha?

 

[belamyi]

Why are you here Tabitha?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I call upon the power of the hurricane to sweep this thorn from my path!

 

[G-Lexington]

I summon torrential rains to wash your dirty pussy clean!

The only thing you can summon is a Domino's pizza to your apartment in thirty minutes or less. And that's only because you give out blowjobs as tips.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

The only thing you can summon is a Domino's pizza to your apartment in thirty minutes or less. And that's only because you give out blowjobs as tips.

Lex

What I do for a quick delivery and a discount on cheesy garlic bread knots is none of your goddamned business, Lydia.

 

[G-Lexington]

What I do for a quick delivery and a discount on cheesy garlic bread knots is none of your goddamned business, Lydia.

It's everybody's business when you don't wipe your chin (and your Goodwill vest) afterwards.

Lex

 

[belamyi]

I call upon the power of the hurricane to sweep this thorn from my path!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Always tryna tear down a strong black independent black strong woman.