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why the fuck am I gay...

I certainly have the neat gene ... people always think my car is several years newer than it is!
 
I don't have a neat gene, maybe that's why people think I'm straight because I have no fashion sense or any home design knowledge.
 
JackFTwist said:
why the fuck am I gay without the neat gene? :cry:

aren't we all supposed to be neat freaks?

everything perfect, little homemakers delux?pride:

my condo looks like something out of straight acting place waiting for the Queer Eye guys to come and redecorate after they clean it up

how can I be gay and such a slob?:##:
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Don't worry....just sign up for Elvin's online workshop...
you just need a little instruction......|
 
Unfortunately, i have none of the good stereotypes prescribed to gay people. This makes me uber :mad:
 
Hey Jack... being 'neat' can be a bitch. Everything has to be in place and look perfect like they are in a catalouge. I drive myself crazy at times... just wish I could have that 'messy' gene in me.
 
I'm a Gemini homo. It comes and goes. Sometimes I'm a total neat freak. Sometimes I'm the third Collyer Brother.









(The Collyer Brothers were famous packrats.)

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^Gads^ JR... I'd stroke out right there and then if I saw something like that... :eek:

I have 'the neat gene' that borders on, or is full blown OCD, depending on who you ask...

We went on a cruise to Nassau last week, and I couldn't 'get into it' fully because I realized that I had forgotten to vacuum the carpets and Windex the kitchen counters before leaving, if that tells you anything.

But, fear not, Mr. Twist... I know lots of other gay brethren that couldn't care less if their place is a mess...
 
I am ultra neat. My roommate is a messy slob. I'm gay, she's a lesbian. We're like the odd couple.
 
I have the neat gene, but everyone around me does not. Partner has the pack-rat gene too. So unfortunately, there are several rooms in the house that look like that Collyer Brother room above.

In order to stay out of the funny farm I compromise. Before bed the kitchen sink must be emptied of dishes. That's all I ask for (and all I usually get). If I don't use the vacuum it would have to be dusted first.
 
Sounds like Jack is a really masculine guy, with only theatre and opera as concession.

I had the neat, tidy sparkling clean gene. All folded and in its correct place. That way it could always be found at a moments notice. I am so tired at present that I have put that "on hold". I am taking a break to recover and to sleep 20 hours per day.

I have the shopping gene, but not the decorating gene as that is "so gay". I appreciate the guys who have it.

I am also girly about cars - they take me from A to B. I do not get excited about them. Sorry Tyler!!!!!!

I have the "I would kiss a guy gene".
 
Only gay gene I got is the "I would kiss/lick/fuck a guy gene".

And, I wouldn't trade any of my "straight" genes for the world...
 
I have that gene. Hopelessly "tidy".

The BF, on the other hand, has the SLOB gene, maybe even two of them.
 
I don't have it but my boy friend does.
You can go through our house and in the shared spaces, you can tell whose space is whose.
 
JackFTwist said:
oh oh I could be in trouble...:eek:

this shopping gene - I hardly ever shop, and by that I mean years go by... and then I do these 30 minute binges every couple of years which hardly seems to qualify -

who do I have to suck off to keep my gay card? :help:
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Hey, how bout it? I need to boost my gay credentials too (I'm 0-2 on neat and shopping. Opera might bail me out, though.)
 
crzyrazn said:
I have the neat gene. Try being gay and a Virgo. But, trust me, it becomes tiring at times. Always having to have everything in order and clean and perfect. But you can train yourself to be neat. It's up to you if your house is dirty.
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It definitely helps to be Virgo to be neat. I'm a Pisces and missed out on that gene altogether, but my Virgo sister will be visiting this week-end, and so I've got to starting cleaning right now!!! I'm starting with the kitchen. :wave:
 
I have the obsesive clean clean clean gene. It can be very exhausting.
I woke up at 5 to reorganise and clean the laundry room this morning before work.
I also have the shopping gene and the decorating gene, so my gay card is safe.
The partner on the other hand just has the shopping gene, thats it.
But then his mother is a slob so the poor thing didn't have a chance.
 
JackFTwist said:
oh oh I could be in trouble...:eek:

this shopping gene - I hardly ever shop, and by that I mean years go by... and then I do these 30 minute binges every couple of years which hardly seems to qualify -

who do I have to suck off to keep my gay card? :help:
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same thing here....i don't shop...it's either my sister buys me shirts as a gift when she comes to visit from the states...or that once in a year ..or two i buy a couple of shirts when i buy new jeans....:D..actually....i don't remember when was the last time i went and bought a t-shirt.....i usually ask someone{sisters usually} to buy me a few kool t-shirts on thier trips....how ever i do buy my own suites....i don't trust anyone with my formal wear......anyway...i'm the same....so when u know who u need to suck to keep ur card tell me....:D :lol:
 
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