Why?! The I want a relationship card?

[DeadRussianSpaceMonkey]

Why do guys feel like they need to play the I want a relationship card to get laid? It's annoying as shit. What is so hard about saying I am looking for friends with benefits or an exclusive fuck buddy.- Honestly, I dont mind the answer. I just want to know if you want me to hold your hand and kiss, or jam my cock down your throat from the start. It's simple both answers get two different responses (It's not a trick to see if I am just going to get used or hurt from the experience). I just hate when they pull that fucking- I like you bit. But all they want to do is get laid, with a little bit of relationship fantasy. Tell me that- I will make it the best fake fantasy relationship sex you'd ever have, you'd think you were married by the end. What is so hard about saying I want to pretend im in a relationship and get fucked. If you are hot- I am probably not going to shoot down sex unless you seem very used even then I might be tempted like a child. I usually ask guys.. I say what do you want.. I don't care either way. I get some vague I want a relationship answer like it's a trick. I don't care if things develop from fucking around. Just tell me where to start. It's simple.

Oh, and don't get me started on the guys that try to adjust who they are based off of the details that they provide you. Oh, I want to fuck them till they just cry. Cause that shit is annoying. Like am I really that slow to figure out that you are faking it? Does that actually work. It's just annoying to sit through.



I think I just want to get myself a fleshjack and a Dildo and forget about men for now.

What other pet peeves does anyone else have about gay guys? Or maybe someone can explain to me why they even do this shit.

 

[chrisw87]

I've never played the relationship card to get sex. Although I have noticed when you are in a committed relationship that people just start hitting on you non-stop.

I am single and happy to be so until I meet the right person.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

That's why my profile on the 2 sites I still use explain that i'm no longer looking to date, to avoid that whole outpouring of lies from the get-go. Don't have time for it.

I don't know what it is about GUYS, but somehow knowing (or at least seeing) that you can't have exactly what you want makes them want it more.

 

[transient]

This is the best forum question ever because in my opinion I think so many guys are guilty of this. Especially in this day and age. I've just fallen victim to this recently - the good thing is that I recognize when a guy is calling a bluff and just saying things just to say them or acting a certain way just to achieve a goal - However I'm by far fascinated with the fact most guys feel they have to lie about sex.... its really bad.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Why do guys feel like they need to play the I want a relationship card to get laid? It's annoying as shit. What is so hard about saying I am looking for friends with benefits or an exclusive fuck buddy.- Honestly, I dont mind the answer. I just want to know if you want me to hold your hand and kiss, or jam my cock down your throat from the start. It's simple both answers get two different responses (It's not a trick to see if I am just going to get used or hurt from the experience). I just hate when they pull that fucking- I like you bit. But all they want to do is get laid, with a little bit of relationship fantasy. Tell me that- I will make it the best fake fantasy relationship sex you'd ever have, you'd think you were married by the end. What is so hard about saying I want to pretend im in a relationship and get fucked. If you are hot- I am probably not going to shoot down sex unless you seem very used even then I might be tempted like a child. I usually ask guys.. I say what do you want.. I don't care either way. I get some vague I want a relationship answer like it's a trick. I don't care if things develop from fucking around. Just tell me where to start. It's simple.

Oh, and don't get me started on the guys that try to adjust who they are based off of the details that they provide you. Oh, I want to fuck them till they just cry. Cause that shit is annoying. Like am I really that slow to figure out that you are faking it? Does that actually work. It's just annoying to sit through.



I think I just want to get myself a fleshjack and a dildo and forget about men for now.

What other pet peeves does anyone else have about gay guys? Or maybe someone can explain to me why they even do this shit.

go read it YEAH why? got stop doin it haaa

wot ? females be a say fa eons a time is true?
@ cows easyur ta keep yah! @
# kick #
@ OOOOOOOWWW @

if ya post internet 2 about it load a toons wot not fill back seat fa showin how ta fuck
if ya post a world about ya wanna go back ya country ask fa refund cause

roman empire was only yesterday

human males still play from da same sand pit < bloody as it is world ova
so labels not real do much
females world ova make da babas wot end up da great human males still play from da same sand pit < bloody as it is world ova

it call civlization wot celebrate by all country planet wot a no can add up ans discova ooh did we forget we do dat ? ans say sorry 200 years fata it too late

anyway

Internet happy place ha

 

[Soilwork]

I mean... I play it because it's easier to get the pants off the more sensitive ones if they think you're going to buy them breakfast.

Oh, I also do it for the entertainment of the post-awakening tantrums on Twitter and Facebook.

Oooo... child...

 

[Soilwork]

In all seriousness, I think a lot of the guys who do that think they want a boyfriend but are caught in that "looking for mr perfect" death cycle.

And of course the problem of not really knowing what they want.

But the biggest is that even the guys who DO want a BF go looking in the wrong places (like bars) and under the wrong circumstances (like while drinking) and it means we say things we don't mean.... Oh, they want a BF but they don't want it to be YOU.

The best remedy is to not look for a boyfriend. Go out and find a hobby that you love and find a gay group that does it... you'll meet a bunch of men you have things in common with and that's where you'll meet the circle of friends that will put you in the right place at the right time and Mr. Right finds YOU.

Trust me on this one, I've been married for 20 years.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

What other pet peeves does anyone else have about gay guys? Or maybe someone can explain to me why they even do this shit.

this only matta world about
no matta gay group or aliens wot take ova planet

folk no figa nail stuff ta words aint gonna fix eons of civlization pilessss da shit wot end up dress up in it go lok ta feed on it make reality tv shows ta laff at it ans great piles a turds givin paypa ta folk ta go sell snake oil while folk watch their cosy tv shows ooh look da foregin folk or da whateva folk ans worry their feet not look like famous movie star or teddy wot they luv ans adore ans mama kissy um good night with not forgat no let da snake beds bite

kind a like 10000 yrs waste a time on males taday wot still flip da words ans sell same butta

if folk wanna kick labulls about go learn wot it do fa eons

world males still play every century of fun times males create

by one hand give othda take ans great countrys no idea shit is like DUH!

so if ya gonna sell gay ta folk betta sort out da male shit first

might as media world ova grow som smarts too cause hey full a shit

universitys too up owns assholes a giv fuck

ans populations of over stuff popcorn waitin fa OOH SHINY THANGS ANS invite ta 15 mins of yes you is

internet like hangin labels up fa public whippin

anyway

has goodins

thankyou

 

[Kulindahr]

Maybe some men grew up watching soap operas.

 

[PKMO]

Men who want a relationship to have sex. Okay...and that is wrong?
Because?
I don't think I really understand what this topic is all about.
Very confused. See picture ->

No, it's the opposite. Guys who pretend they want a relationship when they just want sex.

I've had this before. Annoying as hell. If he'd been honest from the start I probably would have been fine with being friends with benefits, instead it made me feel like a fool being tricked.

 

[Audio Tech]

Eh.....

That's why I made it clear that I'm only looking for friends with benefits from the start. If a relationship SHOULD come out of it... fine.

But I'm not looking for one since I don't really have time for one.
At least I'm honest about what I want and am able to give in return.

That doesn't work either, unfortunately.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Gee, seems like a lot of effort if you only want to have sex for an hour or two.
I didn't know that - in this day and age - people still had the patience to go through all this pretending.
It's usually "you got what I want? No? OK, move along. Next!".

So, in a strange way, I think it's a compliment.

haaaaaaaa

thankyou

internet a jen

 

[Blk_Thickness]

Because men like to play games.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Because men like to play games.

men wot little ( boys ) ans their collection brain wizz World ova

no say nothin cause men like think they all grow up ans can walk without potty on head

-

ans quick march quick march
@ aye aye @

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Btw, isn't it usually the other way round i.e. pretending to be someone's cool/fun friend and then entrap him into some sort of commitment?
(I think I've watched too many soaps too...)

ooh!

dat a big game males do world ova

but not allow say obvious so

Hailllllllllllllll da new Presidents undyssssss
@ ans may live fa 10000 days @

 

[Kulindahr]

Hmmm....

I saw an ad once where the front said not looking for a relationship, but inside it said, "Okay, yes, I'm looking for a relationship, but do you really think I'd look HERE??"

 

[SonOfSlobone]

Men who want a relationship to have sex. Okay...and that is wrong?
Because?
I don't think I really understand what this topic is all about.
Very confused. See picture ->

Because you can't go from zero to a relationship without going through sex. And nobody is going to commit to a relationship before they've had sex with you. Unless they're a Christian. A straight Christian.

So why not skip the bullshit and say, I like you, let's get it on and see where it goes from there. Knowing that there can never be a guarantee.

But we get this a lot on JUB, especially from the young guys who are still basically afraid of sex. Nothing wrong with that, we've all gone through that phase. I guess it depends on whether you're a rip the band-aid off all at once or gradually person. But either way the bandaid's got to come off before you can move on to the next stage.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

Because you can't go from zero to a relationship without going through sex. And nobody is going to commit to a relationship before they've had sex with you. Unless they're a Christian. A straight Christian.

So why not skip the bullshit and say, I like you, let's get it on and see where it goes from there. Knowing that there can never be a guarantee.

But we get this a lot on JUB, especially from the young guys who are still basically afraid of sex. Nothing wrong with that, we've all gone through that phase. I guess it depends on whether you're a rip the band-aid off all at once or gradually person. But either way the bandaid's got to come off before you can move on to the next stage.

wot dudes afarid a sex? wot country no can figa sex?

it easy no braina haaaa

walkin no hard too

titters

 

[Kulindahr]

Because you can't go from zero to a relationship without going through sex. And nobody is going to commit to a relationship before they've had sex with you. Unless they're a Christian. A straight Christian.

So why not skip the bullshit and say, I like you, let's get it on and see where it goes from there. Knowing that there can never be a guarantee.

But we get this a lot on JUB, especially from the young guys who are still basically afraid of sex. Nothing wrong with that, we've all gone through that phase. I guess it depends on whether you're a rip the band-aid off all at once or gradually person. But either way the bandaid's got to come off before you can move on to the next stage.

The evidence still shows that relationships that begin with sex are less stable than ones which begin with string friendship.

 

[Kulindahr]

LOL pure comedy.

At least they were honest...

I thought it was great. He and I chatted (online) quite a bit one evening.