Will & Grace [merged]

[xyboyms]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen to Will when he inquires to her about getting Botox:

"Does my 'mo wanna get a little bo'???"

Jack to Karen:

"I haven't seen you this upset since you turned 42....41.....32.....2.....1....pretty girl pretty girl!!!!"

Karen to Madonna:

"Hehe.....I like when you do 'Cut to me'...."

Karen about Stan:

"I love Stan..............Stan loves ham.................ham I am!"

 

[Ares]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen to Bonnie (Rosie O'donell)

"Now... Roger, is it?"

That always made me laugh.

 

[doctorsun]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Jack (to Bonnie): Say something lesbionic.

Bonnie: Home Depot.

Jack: k.d. Lang! You ARE a lesbian!

 

[bostonboy20]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen: So you know how i'm into gangsta rap right?

 

[RyzeAbove]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

"Grace, its time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!!!" -Karen

 

[Joshua_me]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Will, discussing his plans to spend Xmas Eve alone,
"I'm think I'm just going to sit home and watch all three versions of 'A Christmas Carol' back to back..."

Karen: "Well, that's great, honey ! Which one do you think you'll be watching when you kick the chair out from under yourself ??"




Joshy

 

[bostonboy20]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen(outside at a picnic w/ Jack and Will) : Holy Cripes am i outside?

 

[sunoftheskye]

Re: Will & Grace

Def. agree with whoever said anything past season 4 is crap. this show is a CLASSIC. Just wish they wouldn't have let it go on so long and ruin its reputation

 

[Syn]

Re: Will & Grace

I agree. I own Seasons 1 and 2 and I watch them almost every month and laugh my ass off. Some of the late episodes are just aweful.

I wouldn't recommend buying anything past season 4.

I've never seen such a good show go downhill as fast as Will & Grace did. I can watch the first few seasons a thousand times, but any season after the whole Grace/Leo thing started I can barely stand.

Every character turned into cartoonish versions of their former selves, and it just stopped being funny.

 

[starlight70]

Re: Will & Grace

I'll just be the only faithful fan of W&G here, to say that I love every season. My expectation is not too high. With it, at least we have something of our community on the mainstream tv channel.

I was in China recently. The street-hawkers were selling many HDVD, and they have W&G on 5 HDVD. Only 5, for all the 8 seasons. Each was only USD1. Like wow.

 

[palmaire1]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Beverly Leslie to Karen-"Why Karen Walker....I thought I smelled gin and regret."

 

[JockProf]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Jack to Will: "It's time to put the sex back into homosexual."

 

[Danugh]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

^ lol thats funny. This show is classic.

 

[sb]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

http://www.durfee.net/will/episodes_all.htm

 

[doctorsun]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen killed Luke Perry's bird and comes out with a birdcage full of money

Karen: Here's your bird. He has 75,000 feathers...and $100 in iTunes.

 

[chris0626]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen: Skate faster, we have reservations!

Will: Her ring?, her ring is (in her pocket) WHORE!

 

[Chosen]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

LORRAINE: Are you a dancer?

[JACK PRANCES BACK INTO THE ROOM.]

JACK: Why would you say that?

LORRAINE: Well, it struck me that you have the bearing of a dancer. Now, perhaps I'm wrong, but I was a ballerina back in the U.K., So I tend to have a bit of an eye for these things.

JACK: Well... Heh heh... In some circles, I'm known as a dancer. Actually, they're not so much circles, as cages.

LORRAINE: Well...actually... I wasn't so much a ballerina, as a stripper.

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KAREN: [FORCED LAUGHTER] Which lever do I pull to be crushed by a safe? Well, honey, what are you waiting for? I mean, come on, call that Mo and Mary and Blob and Yellen and get 'em over to your place!

 

[ashtanga81]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Grace tries on a coture gown at beverly's deceased wifes funeral-

Karen- " ahh Gracey you look so pretty dressed as a woman"

 

[GayBoyKellyCfan]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

Karen - "Oh, honey, we're all lesbians when the right guy isn't around."

Karen - "Go on honey, shake your bootay, shake your groove thing, shake your.......does these move(pointing to Graces tits)?"
Grace - "Oh, not only do they move...they,..they don't move."

Jack - "I don't think I need a dreg queen to define normal behavior(talking to Cher)."

Jack - "You're not that great Mister Sister!"

 

[fiorio]

Re: Favorite Will and Grace Quotes

we gay shall all worship the greatest KAREN WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!