Of course that's a human phenomenon, LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!!!!!
God isn't fucking human!!! He would not have that limitation (as I've already said and as the Bible also says). If an all powerful being of infinite intelligence wanted to communicate with mankind, he could probably do it in many ways that we haven't even fathomed yet. You are downplaying the significance of what the Bible claims God is to a huge degree and boxing him into human limitations.
Humans have to communicate with others on their terms because that's the only way they will understand. If I was all powerful and all knowing, I could know exactly what you are thinking, and could convey effortlessly what I wanted you to know or think.
You apparently believe in magic.
I'll try this again: it isn't a limitation on God, it's a limitation on humans.
And your last statement is false: you could only convey to me what I could grasp in my own cultural and linguistic context. Anything else would bounce off.
What you're doing is like saying that because a man can lift a Volkswagen, he can stuff it into a coffee can. The strength of the 'stuffer' is irrelevant; a Volkswagen just won't go into a coffee can.
I'm not mangling anything to produce errors. You have to mangle it to explain away the errors. You're saying that the errors aren't really errors because I'm not interpreting them in the proper context. But simply "taking the document for what it is" they are clearly errors as we understand the facts today.
You're mangling it the moment you say it's a book about objective reality, which is what you keep doing. You may have run your eyes across the words, but you've plainly never read it, because it never, ever claims to do that. It isn't labeled "A Scientifically Accurate Tome for the Convenience of Humans in the Twentieth Century and Beyond", however much you wish for it to be.
You mangle it the moment you turn a blind eye to what it is. Sticking with Genesis 1, it's a royal chronicle. It isn't a science treatise, it doesn't care about science -- there's nowhere in the text that says it does, or even hints it does. What is is, is a form of literature you don't care about, so you're forcing on it something you're familiar with, and thus arriving at "errors" that don't exist.
Let me say this again: the Bible does not claim that the world was made in six 24-hour days. You and the Kansas Museum people may believe so, but it isn't there.
Again, labeling your opinion as the truth. You've got to break that habit. No one's interpretation of the Bible is "truth". There are hundreds of interpretations. No one (besides yourself) is capable of recognizing your interpretation as "true" any more than mine is. 1 + 1 = 2 is truth. What someone really meant when they said it thousands of years ago in an ancient text (or even who said it) is highly disputed among even professional biblical scholars. There is no established truth value one can subscribe to as there is in other disciplines.
An easy defense -- label any information you don't like as "opinion", and dismiss it. You're still a fundamentalist, in thinking, still a literalist who can't see beyond his own comfy worldview.
"Professional biblical scholars", BTW, all acknowledge that Genesis 1 is a royal chronicle. I'd post an article showing that, but all I can find is in German, and my grasp of that tongue has receded sufficiently that about all that I can really tell about them is that they're in German. That is established truth, as much as it's established that Julius Caesar dreamed in Latin -- i.e., there's no doubt.
BTW, for real mathematicians, "1 + 1 = 2" depends on your axioms.
For me, "Book of the Living God, an all powerful all knowing, righteous holy being" would not contradict anything which was provably correct and might appear in "An Accurate Guide to the Objective Reality of the Cosmos". For me, (notwithstanding your arguments about communicating on ancient people's terms, even if that's what God was doing) such a book would stand the test of time. It would not become outdated and inaccurate as man's knowledge advanced. But it has. That says to me that the simplest explanation is that the Bible contains man's knowledge, not God's.
Okay, so you admit (again) that you're imposing your own worldview on the Bible, instead of even trying to find out what it really is or says. From the perspective of that worldview, you can claim that it's become outdated, but that's a matter of ignoring reality and sticking with your private philosophy.
It's really odd that you accuse me of offering my opinion when I keep offering objective information, when you keep plainly stating that you're relying almost entirely on your own opinion.
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