Will you lend me a dollar?

[Scrub]

Of course I will Piggy.

Will you share the ice cream with me?

 

[cityboy-stl]

Since it's only a virtual dollar...why not?

 

[Scrub]

Of course. What kind you want?

Vanilla Fudge or Mint Chocolate Chip

And you?

 

[71390S]

I will give you a spankin'.

 

[Scrub]

Mint Chocolate chip is fine with me.

 

[syntax]

I will give you five dollars. I don't think you can buy ice cream with one dollar, piggy.

 

[okstatecowboy]

Only if I can lick it off you...

mikey

 

[Scrub]

Hey if it worked for him why shouldn't Piggy give it a go.

 

[Shepherd 2]

You are a sly pig, for you asked "Will you lend me a dollar?" And I thought sure, I like Piggy, he can have a dollar. Then I opened the thread to vote, and you changed the question to a disingenuous "Would you lend me a dollar?" And I thought perhaps I should first ask you Piggy, If I would lend you a dollar, would you pay it back?

Shep+

 

[gmoney]

Had some spares in my pocket..here ya go.

 

[Scrub]

Had some spares in my pocket..here ya go.

Well hello G-Mo

 

[Triple G]

It was 120 F here today. I spent all my money on renting an ice cream truck to survive. You can join me in it. It's cool in back, and sweet.

 

[gmoney]

Well hello G-Mo

Hey there, Sexy!

 

[Triple G]

^ Ok, good point. Here's a dollar

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Sure girl.

<reaches into cleavage>

Here ya go girl.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Thanks madam.

I'll be sure to save the receipt.

Hold on, I'm printing it right now.

<bends over>

 

[Scrub]

Sure girl.

<reaches into cleavage>

Here ya go girl.

Piggy's a girl

I didn't know

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Thanks. I'll pay you back tomorrow. I hope your kids won't go hungry tonight because of me.

*he's not wearing any underwear*

Chile my kids used to goin' hungry. I've got a severe gambling addiction, they haven't eaten in 2 weeks. I tole 'em to make some rich white friends but they hardheaded.

 

[Scrub]

*whispers*

FB is very confused.

Oh thank goodness

That's good to know, thanks Piggy

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'm sorry FB. Your money isn't real. It's Monopoly money.

Umm, umm.... Look it's Zac Efron making out with Tom Cruise!

<runs off>