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The fast food rage continues......Hamburger rage
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McDonald's might need to enlist its Big Mouth Billy Bass Singing Fish, made famous in its TV ads, to "bring back" that fish one impatient customer took at its restaurant in South Brunswick, N.J.
Police said the customer crawled out of his car and into the drive thru window to get his fish sandwich, after slapping the McDonald's employee in the face.
"His Filet-O-Fish was taking too long at 4:30 in the morning," said South Brunswick Police Detective Sergeant James Ryan to NBCNewYork.
According to Ryan, the customer yelled at the employee and pushed him against the counter.
"After he slaps him, he takes his food," said Ryan.
Perhaps suggesting how hungry the suspect was, Ryan said he then threatened the employee by telling him "I'll be waiting for you when you get off work."
Cops report "flurry of chubby fists" in Toledo milk heist
AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken.
As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists."
After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs.
The show Bad Girls Club was made for this chick.I say she should take her 15 minutes of fame and run with it.

Why add insult to injury now? She hurt herself, that's enough. That Toledoblade looks like a newspaper website to me, so it was worth mentioning it. Third, why does the U.S. of A. feel the need to show a perpetrator's face and name to the public if she's not a serious threat to other humans and only manages to go emo on herself?Second - normally a story like this would have barely been mentioned in the newspaper. Now, with the Internet, the whole world knows what you did and what you look like.
Why add insult to injury now? She hurt herself, that's enough. That Toledoblade looks like a newspaper website to me, so it was worth mentioning it. Third, why does the U.S. of A. feel the need to show a perpetrator's face and name to the public if she's not a serious threat to other humans and only manages to go emo on herself?
Yes, the story is funny and it would be funny enough even without knowing her face and name. Now she's just going to have problems at work, maybe lose it like many others in similar situations and you working people will have to pay more taxes for one more unemployed person. Unless she commits suicide, then you might laugh about it which makes you sociopaths.
... The scene of the alleged chicken crime can be seen here, thanks to Google's Street View feature.
