Woman Saves Chicken By "Mouth 2 Beak"

[Brijan]

There are so many things about that article that are funny!

The quotation containing the word(s): "dad-gum."
The fact that Marion was "interested to see if she still had it" and thought a chicken would be a good place to find out.
The revelation that the bird was exotic, "not just an ordinary chicken," and the "pleasure" this elicited. I thought she wanted to practice CPR.

Speaking of CPR, this is used when a persons heart has stopped beating.
AR is used when someone simply isn't breathing.
It sounds like she was performing AR.
Don't tell Marion; we might spoil her mood.

Oh yeah, and the "Mouth 2 Beak" title was cute in its own way!

 

[GL]

The chicken is called Boo Boo, because she is easily frightened. The family thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

You all don't think that sucking face with an older woman didn't further freak the fowl out?

 

[BenF]

Silly bitch - I hope she gets bird 'flu.

 

[eddielee]

I would have just made chicken stew rather than trying to save it.

 

[gotdimples77]

"kinky is using a feather...perverted is using the whole chicken" I forget who said it...

 

[b_o_n_n_i_e]

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"kinky is using a feather...perverted is using the whole chicken"

Lol, funny woman. Poor chicken.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

KFC delivery....... anyone

 

[cityboy-stl]

Gives new meaning to "choking the chicken" doesn't it. LOL. Talk about a blow job!

 

[Queen_Aggravian]

LOL Whats next in this weird world?

Updated: 9:57 a.m. ET Feb. 8, 2006
ARKADELPHIA, Ark. - Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.

Morris, a retired nurse, said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but that she was interested to see if she "still had it."

"I breathed into its beak, and its dad-gum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. "I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm.'"

Morris said she was pleased to find that the bird she saved was an "exotic," and not just an ordinary chicken.

The chicken is called Boo Boo, because she is easily frightened. The family thought Boo Boo was startled and flopped into the pond.

Some Roosters never die!!!