Women You'd Turn Straight For

[Callum]

I wouldn't want to catch his scientologitis.

Is that related to "Batshit Insane Disease"?

 

[Piquechampion]

I'd go straight forever for my goddess Lady GaGa.

Also, Katy Perry is a gorgeous woman (she has quite a rack).

 

[Esquire0399]

Damn, I let myself get annoyed by these people. Not worth my time. Goodnight JUB.

 

[Piquechampion]

Mr. Jasun is being a hypocrite.

Check out his SG4GE videos of gay models (ahem, Diagle) and you'll catch him on his hypocrisy.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Yup, I read your first post. Then I read your others. Stop putting all your stock in your first post, it's not the only one you made.

OK, but now you've made more whining posts in this thread than anyone else.

Aside from the one where I explained why the question tends to bug some gay guys and the one where I told the "straight curious guy who only likes fem bottoms" that nobody likes him... I've been pretty much joking through this whole time.

Well, except now where I'm telling you that you really need more dietary fiber.

 

[Callum]

I'd go straight forever for my goddess Lady GaGa.

Also, Katy Perry is a gorgeous woman (she has quite a rack).

Ugh. But her face is so barf...if you put Lady Gaga into Katy Perry's body, it would be Heaven.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Mr. Jasun is being a hypocrite.

Check out his SG4GE videos of gay models (ahem, Diagle) and you'll catch him on his hypocrisy.

Um... you realize that SG4GE video isn't a documentary, right? That's a porn movie. It's a fantasy.

Really... are people actually this fucking stupid?

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

The last person that told me where to go got banned.

Don't be a dick. I have a different opinion.

It is my right.

Jesus christ you people are fucking uptight.

Stacy, if you had really shitty taste in men, i'd go straight for you.

As it is, we'll just have to enjoy Fantasy Horror movies together.

 

[Piquechampion]

Um... you realize that SG4GE video isn't a documentary, right? That's a porn movie. It's a fantasy.

Really... are people actually this fucking stupid?

Um... you realize that this thread isn't a binding document that will force you to go straight for a particular woman, right? It's a game thread. It's FUN.

Really... you are fucking stupid too.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I graduated from a college with over 20,000 students, of which about 43% were male, most of them being straight. Straight guys talk about who they'd go gay for frequently. This is speaking from direct observation in various straight male demographics.

Ok sure... and when that happens, people joke about and say things like "the only man I'd fuck is Bea Arthur." And people just laugh.. they don't get all pissy that "you're not playing the game riiiiiiggghhhttt."

What the hell are you talking about? Go away.

uh.. no.

Look... We can all think the other people are being lame, but Stacy has just as much a right to be here as anyone else.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Um... you realize that this thread isn't a binding document that will force you to go straight for a particular woman, right? It's a game thread. It's FUN.

Which is why I chimed in with "Tom Cruise" and right away started having Wendy and the Whiners all crying that some of us weren't playing the game right.

But hey.. you keep going... I always laugh when someone tries to win an argument with me here by pointing out that I make porn for a living. you know.. on a porn site.

It's been like... a couple hours since someone did that.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

Be careful. People might believe you're going straight for me

I like the deal we got going just fine. I'm about ready to go see Potter again. In IMAX.

Maybe... on Tuesday? I'll bring Dobby.

 

[Piquechampion]

It's actually one more reason for people to point fingers and say "see, even they think they might not actually be gay."

We get it. It's a funny thread. But we also understand that there are people out there looking for any reason to point and accuse gay people for being able to choose.

So, sometimes we have to remember to be funny AND smart.

Which I guess isn't an easy thing to do at the same time.

I get your point but, really I honestly believe that this particular thread, in this particular forum, is actually a fun & games thread.

I don't see malice and/or hidden intentions in the OP.

Anyways talking about real people there have only been 3 women who i'd go straight for:

1. A college friend a had, tall (taller than me), skinny (as in supermodel body), with a big, pointed nose, and a HUGE rack. Not many guys found her particularly attractive, but I did. Also I had a very big suspicion that she was a down low lesbian.

2. A french young woman I met in Spain. She was petite and very pretty (actually I don't exactly remember nowadays how she looked, but I remember being very drawn to her).

3. An anonymous young woman I saw a couple of months ago in a mall's food court. She was very petite, very pretty, and with a soft voice.

 

[JasunStrikesBack]

I don't see malice and/or hidden intentions in the OP.

Oh, I don't think anyone saw any Malice in it. But I do think that the people who jumped right up and started scolding some of us for taking the piss out of it are maybe... a bit... well... uptight. Almost like they were angry that they were busy proving that they have a bit of heterosexuality and here we are making fun of them.

or something.

 

[asu1117]

You, sir, have excellent taste in women. Now, guys you are gay for? I have a cousin in Asheville...

Thanks.


Let's see.

Chris Pine
Justin Chambers
Ewan McGregor
Kellan Lutz
Paul Walker
Chris Evans
Ben Cohen
Matt Damon
Sam Worthington


And so many more I can't think of right now.

 

[Callum]

Thanks.


Let's see.

Chris Pine
Justin Chambers
Ewan McGregor
Kellan Lutz
Paul Walker
Chris Evans
Ben Cohen
Matt Damon
Sam Worthington

And so many more I can't think of right now.

Are you my doppelgänger?!

 

[Mstrshake]

Is that related to "Batshit Insane Disease"?

We should ask Oprah.

 

[Lube]

Lighten the fuck up. I can't believe people have to have the premise of joke threads explained to them.

Ha ha, exactly.

Well it's good to know that it's not just my threads that turn into train wrecks.

People on JUB are so touchy. So literal.

I think more JUBbers need to get laid.

Damn, I let myself get annoyed by these people. Not worth my time. Goodnight JUB.

I thought the same thing. But I guess I just like the drama. Or maybe because I just woke up, it seems interesting. I had to keep reading.

Oh, I don't think anyone saw any Malice in it. But I do think that the people who jumped right up and started scolding some of us for taking the piss out of it are maybe... a bit... well... uptight. Almost like they were angry that they were busy proving that they have a bit of heterosexuality and here we are making fun of them.

or something.

Yes, there are uptight people in this thread. But not the ones you are suggesting.

---
Annette Bening.

And she plays a good lesbian in the movies, too.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

kate husdon...her boobies aren't obnoxiously huge.

plus she's a doll like Tom Brady

 

[asu1117]

Are you my doppelgänger?!

Maybe I am.

Really though, that's kinda weird.