hanzosword
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No, but there is this sexy older UPS man that comes by often. I fantasize about him and I want to order stuff through UPS just to see him lol.
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I sometimes get a hot delivery guy when I order pizza. One time I had ordered pizza, nobody but my nephew was with me in the house. I checked the time and the pizza was 10 minutes late. I told my nephew "We better get this pizza free for being late." That's when I heard the doorbell ring. We went down stairs to get the pizza and when I answered the door the hot delivery guy said, "You were here the whole time?" I said yeah and he told me he was waiting for 10 minutes for someone to answer the door. I wanted to ask him if I could ever "make it up" to him, but my nephew was right next to me. Sometimes I just want to order a pizza just to see him.
Call the company and ask them too look in their records of whom they sent to you that night(if you can remember like the month or so). You might be lucky that they could have it on record
Yes, I have.
Delivery men I find are much too difficult since they're usually at your door for a couple of minutes only and don't usually come inside. But other workers in your home, it makes things a little easier.
I once saw an ad where the guy said he was looking to save money for an engagement ring for his girlfriend and would do handyman-type work. I figured what the hell, I'm sure I have some stuff around the house he could do. I had no idea what the guy looked like, but I figured (maybe stereotypically) that if he's getting an engagement ring for his girlfriend, he's probably younger, straight and good looking. So the worst that would happen would be I'd have a good looking guy doing work that I needed anyway around the house. Win-win.
I used to belong to a Yahoo group that had tips and suggestions and stuff like that about this very thing. I figured I'd try their tricks.
Before he came over I put a straight porn DVD cover on the console near the TV. I put a bi porn DVD in a drawer in the bedroom (where I knew he'd be working) that was partially open so that it would catch your eye, but wasn't blatantly obvious. You would just be able to see enough to see the word "bi," unless you opened the drawer fully to take a peek.
When he got over, I pointed out the work that I needed done. When we got near the TV, I made sure his eyes saw the DVD before I feigned embarrassment. I said "Oh shit. I'm sorry bout that. Didn't realized I left that out." Took it and 'hid' it. To me, this is what tells a lot. If the person is disgusted by it or whatever then you can forget about anything happening. Of the four guys I've tried this with (yes, it doesn't always work, since it was only the one guy I eventually hooked up with), they all said the same thing, "don't worry about it. I've got porn, too." So maybe this isn't a good indicator, but whatever. The one guy I did eventually hook up with though said something like "I don't care. I've got plenty of porn. Doesn't matter to me. I don't even care if you watch it." BAM! I knew at that point, at the least, I'd be watching a porno sometime before he left. Didn't know what was gonna happen, but I knew something might.
After he got to work I made an excuse to leave the house for a few. Came back a few minutes later and he was working in the bedroom. The drawer that I had partially open with the bi DVD in it was now closed completely, which tells me he must've been in there and closed it, so he must've seen the DVD. So, eventually I turn the conversation to porn and different sites and this kind of stuff. Usually most guys will tell you a site to check out. Well, what a coincidence! I happen to have a computer right nearby, LOL. I then check out this "great" site (whatever it is) that he recommended and, of course, get a little aroused. He actually made the first move. He said "if you want to jerk off or something, that's cool." I didn't want him to think that's why I answered his ad (though that's really why I did) so I said, "Oh I don't know. A little embarrassed." He told me he saw the bi porn and I pretended like I was *so* embarrassed and ashamed etc. He said he was bi too and it didn't bother him.
Well, that was that. It was on at that point. I put a porn on the computer and after a couple of minutes he said, would you mind? I thought he meant jerking off but he actually got completely naked and laid on my bed. Needless to say, I had a great time.
I have tried this with some other guys, too, but it frankly hasn't worked out since that one time. Go figure. I'll see if I can find that group with the tips and post them.







