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Attention Worst Hotel/Motel you have stayed in?

Just this year...the Travelodge in Silver Spring, Maryland. It's a great location and the price is good. But there were bugs. Not cockroaches and not bedbugs, or I would have checked out immediately...but a couple other kinds.

It made me really appreciate the budget hotels that maintain standards.
 
The Casa Malaga Motel in Las Vegas.
I stood there in 1979 with my parents when we drove cross-country by car..
I wanted to stay at one of the big places on The Strip, but my dad said that there would be plenty of cheaper, smaller motels on the edge of town, which was where this place was,
The room itself wasn't so bad. It was fairly modern, and clean. The A/C worked.
I turned on the TV, and a movie was on the closed circuit channel.
I saw a woman's long nailed hand rubbing what looked like the bottom of a man's arm. It was only when the camera panned back a bit that I realized I was watching a rather large penis getting a hand job! I changed the channel immediately before my parents saw it!
I still suspect that it was one of those no-tell motels.
But we did stay the night, and left for California the next morning!
Here is a photo of the place from 1995. I believe it has since been demolished,

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When I was 20 and on a spring break from school in Florence, I went off to Greece for a couple of weeks. Landing in Brindisi on my return home, I found a cheap hotel in a student guidebook. It was, as it turned out, in the "red light" district of town. Outside the hotel was a hooker who was straight out of Fellini. She could have been Saraghina's sister as in "Saraghina, la rumba, la rumba" in 8 1/2. (I'll post the vid below.) She smiled and I smiled back, and she asked, "Fockie fockie?" I responded, "No", whereupon she asked, "Beh, hai una sigaretta?" To which I responded (feeling much too pleased with my cleverness--I'm generally not very clever) "No. Non fumo, non focko."

The cheap hotel was, as it turned out, so cheap that it housed multiple people in a room. It was late at night, the room was pitch black, and I fell into bed without knowing who else was sleeping there. Morning came, and as we all got out of bed, I discovered my roommates were three handsome, nicely muscled, naked Aussies with Speedo tan lines. Amazingly hot guys. Plus, I'm a pushover for Aussie accents. It didn't take long to figure out they were three gay men on an extended holiday, and I didn't waste any time in letting them know I was on the same team. They had a van and were headed up the boot and asked me if I wanted to join them as they drove north. And so I did. A fair amount of sex came with the ride. Best cheap hotel experience ever.

One of the best scenes ever:

 
ronboy said:
I saw a woman's long nailed hand rubbing what looked like the bottom of a man's arm. It was only when the camera panned back a bit that I realized I was watching a rather large penis getting a hand job! I changed the channel immediately before my parents saw it!
I still suspect that it was one of those no-tell motels.
But we did stay the night, and left for California the next morning!
Here is a photo of the place from 1995. I believe it has since been demolished,

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:LOL: I love it

Where has the time gone Ron?

I can remember staying at The Raleigh Motel in Virginia with my Mom and Dad.Brick ranch type buildings. Very clean and if I remember correctly only $16 dollars per night back in the 70s. :eek:

And don't forget the vibrating beds you put a quarter in. What a thrill. :roll:
 
I've only heard of vibrating beds. A thought suddenly hit me: some might find a vibrating bed makes masturbation more fun!
 
gsdx said:
Immediately made me think of this, with the late, great Willie Garson a Marty:

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Golden Girls stay in a Hotel that is nothing like advertised.

I couldn't find a short clip for the vibrating bed scene. Fast forward to 2:34 ish :)



 
^ I remembered the 'ocean view', but forgot the bed until it didn't work. And then I remembered. Funny stuff.
 
We were looking for a kip in London one night and answered an ad in Time Out. When we got there we discovered that it was like a flophouse from a William Burroughs story. The manager apologised for the hole in the wall "Sorry, we had a fight and it got a bit out of hand" Looking at the ghettoblaster in my hand he said "Better keep a tight hold on that if you don't want to lose it" In every dim corner men smoked malevolently.
Somehow we didn't quite fancy the place and ended up paying far too much in Earl's Court instead.
 
I love the notion of staying someplace where in every dim corner, men are smoking malevolently....
 
..and that just makes me want to go deeper....
 
Since my Baby left me. I found a new place to dwell....

Well it's down at the end of lonely street at Heartbreak Hotel..... --%--

Yo Priscilla! Make me one of those fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches!
 
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Zero stars.
The elevator gushes blood, the ghosts are racist, I got attacked by the bushes and a chased by a drunk guy with an axe. Would NOT recommend.
 
This one also got zero stars.

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