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Worst insects ever

LilBit said:
I know. How on earth did he find such a flattering picture of your mom?
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Whatever stick-insect dick. I saw your picture in the Post Current thread. Honey, you got these two threads mixed up.
 
Mosquitoes, hands down.

When I was around twelve years old, a mosquito bit me half way up my shin. Shortly thereafter, I felt a strong throbbing sensation in my leg, and the 'white part' of the bite was around the size of a golf ball. The 'red around it' went all the way down to my foot, and to above my knee; there was a rash that went all the way up to my stomach and the up sides of my body to my underarms. I thought I was going to die, and ended up having to go to the hospital. Needless to say, it was an absolutely horrific experience for me, and to put it lightly; mosquito bites are something I very much actively avoid.

Another annoying one in Australia is the huntsman spider. In summer, they find their way into my house quite often, and it doesn't really bother me, as their bite is completely harmless; I'll simply take them back outside. However, they're known to hide in and around your car; and that, my friends, is not a fun experience.

It was a few years ago now, and I was walking to the car just going about my business as usual. As I put my hand under the door handle, I felt something weird and sort of... 'fuzzy'? Before it even registered in my mind what it could be, a huntsman spider sped out from underneath the handle, and sprinted down the door to the underside of the car. Let me tell you, those things are fast! I just about had a heart attack, and made damn sure my own car didn't have handles that they could hide underneath.

I've also heard stories of them hiding under the sun visors of people's cars, and creeping out at inopportune times whilst they're driving, or giving said person a similar shock to what I received when they actually try to use their visor.

Sneaky bastards they are.

I've had a few encounters with red-backs and whitetails inside my garage and on the exterior of my house, but nothing more noteworthy than simply seeing them... not that I'm complaining. ;)
 
justaguy said:
I've got these ugly things in my garden. They're a New Zealand Weta, the giant ones being the heaviest insects in the world, apparently.

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That's a fine looking animal, that is! I think the heaviest Australian insect is the giant burrowing cockroach, which is rather dull in appearance after the magnificence of the weta:

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-T.
 
I think the only bugs I'm afraid of are ones that look scary and sting (mostly those exotic bugs) and wasps.

I FUCKING... HATE... WASPS!

It mostly developed after I saw (on the internet) a guys dick being tortured by a bunch. Then it was the post on Tosh.0 of a guy hold a fist full of wasps that sealed it for me.

Lol, just Google Imaged wasp and gulped in fear.
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FUCKING BURN THESE FUCKERS WITH FIRE! NUKE THEM FROM FUCKING ORBIT!
 
Oh geez, I hate all insects. Spiders are the absolute worst for me, though. I cannot stand them. I have this reoccurring dream where my entire room is covered in big black tarantulas and they're all squirming. My face is the only thing not covered with a spider. I wake up screaming, sometimes. >.>
 
At night outside my bathroom window because of the light, there are so many bugs! There are also about three tree frogs at any one time on the window. I have seen some really, really nasty bugs this summer, but I don't know their names. There are a lot that look like cockroaches outside the window, but they fly. There are smaller cockroach looking ones that don't fly. And there all sort of beetles. I saw one the other day that I swore had to have been a scorpion because it was so big and had these really weird claw like things coming out the front, but my dad was sure it was still just a beetle.

However, I would have to say I despise ticks the most. They're gross, but worse the threat of Lyme disease is aggravating, especially because I often seem to have some of the symptoms of it, but there's no silver bullet test to see if you have it, but I kind of wonder whether I do because where I live I have been exposed to a lot of deer ticks. I've been tested but the tests are inconclusive.

We have had the weirdest menagerie of animals this year because hundreds of acres behind my house were clearcut for a subdevelopment and they installed retention ponds that have been breeding so many mosquitoes and toads. If you step in my backyard, you will see tens of baby toads move away from your foot---and that is with a square foot. There must be thousands or millions of them in my neighborhood. A lot more hawks this year because there are more toads, well that's a guess. A lot of rabbits too which I enjoy. And the deer population is out of control. They have become so tame because people feed them. You can go out into your yard and yell at them to leave and they have no fear anymore. It's become crazy--and they unfortunately are the main source of the ticks.

Sorry for the long answer.

The short is: ticks.
 
I don't what kind of bug this is, but I took this picture at Saskatchewan River Crossing, In Banff National Park, Alberta, Canada in July 2009:

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The body was about 3-4 inches long and the antennae about twice as much... Oh! and it flies!
 

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star-warrior said:
When a spider can eat a bird, now, that's scary...

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This spider, a "golden orb weaver", is a "nephila", probably the species nephila plumipes, known to make the largest and strongest webs of any spiders. They are indeed known to trap and eat very small birds, although this is quite rare. When I was young, one such spider took up residence in our garden (quite unusual for Melbourne), and my brother and I used to catch blow flies for it to eat. It had a very good life over a summer, then laid its eggs and died. It was a beautiful, richly coloured and elegant creature, and we felt honoured by having her in our garden.

-T.
 
During the first semester of my Freshmen year of college all our dorms became infested with these evil lady bug-esque things. I think they were some japanese lady beetle?? I don't know, all I know is they somehow made their way into my room in MASS amounts and would not go away. My roommate and I literally ended up vacuuming the clusterfucks of them off our ceiling. :grrr:
 
Or how about that insect that eats baby turtles?
 
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