Worst insects ever

[Spiff]

How come the housefly? I don't mind them too much, so long as I can shoo them out of the window before the whine from their wings drives me insane!

That's the thing, you really can't shoo them away. You shoo one away, then two more come. They are just downright in your face pesky, unlike spiders, that typically mind their own business and try to catch the damned pesky flies for me.

 

[frankfrank]

The smaller houseflies tend to be pestier than the large ones...

 

[todwod]

Flies annoy me the most. I have over 20 animals that shit everywhere. I also began composting this year and there's always a huge swarm in the pile. What I hate most is the little fuckers wait patiently outside by the door. Once someone opens the door to leave or exit, a couple will fly in in the blink of an eye.

I hate flies very much

 

[Geoffboyardee]

................................... is there any way to erase memories?

I don't know why...
I watched a video full of people mutilating themselves...

but that video just makes me sick.

 

[sonny10305]

Cockroaches. They can drive me to tears.

I was a Navy brat and spent 10 years living in Hawaii where they have hugh cockroaches
but the scariest part is THEY FLYl

 

[willsboy84]

The one good thing about my house burning up, is that I haven't seen any of those goddamned house centipedes that I honestly think used to stalk me

These things are fuckin CRAZY CREEPY...and they're speedy as all fuck!!! I've read that their jaws, stingers or whatever, are too small to penetrate human flesh, but I still ain't buyin it. Saw one literally ripping apart a grasshopper...bad boy was going to WORK.

I was gonna post a pic, but I don't even feel like dealing with that shit this morning.

 

[aberro21]

OMFG this is just what I had in-mind when I saw the thread title.

I have no problem with bugs, spiders, etc.

But the critter pictured comes out of the wood work in the summer. When I see them I just wanna jump up on the chair and scream.

me to. summer time. I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!. If I see one in my house i can't rest until it's dead.

http://youtu.be/7PzgFhrxdL4

 

[willsboy84]

Silverfish are the worst insects ever. Without question.

I notice several folks mention spiders. My grandmother brought us all up to not fear or hate them. She always used to say that they were good luck, so at best we'd just put them outside when they were in a bad spot. I always attributed her mindset to her Seminole upbringing...but I honestly have no idea.

However...

That one gigantic thing hideously devouring a bird on the previous page would probably be a bit much even for her, were she still living.

AWWWW MAAAAAAAAN!!! Must be the trauma, 'cause I'd actually forgotten for a minute...but for like the 3rd time in my life, I came across of just hatching spider nests.

Couple weeks ago, I'd passed out playing ps3, right? Wake up kinda groggy, but I immediately sense that there's a spider nearby. Seriously, I got a knack for that shit. Fuckin' 1/2 blind, but I can spot the tiniest spider from across the room...and I'm baked 24/7. UNFORTUNATELY...this one was huge, and crawling up the wall just behind me. So, after screeching like a silly bitch--my usual reaction, I smashed the holyfuck outta that thing. Problem solved, right? Not so much. Still feeling kinda creeped, I switch on the light. There's fucking DOZENS of tiny spiders floating every where!!! And it's mid-summer, so the fan's going full blast, and those things are EVERYWHERE!!!! Lemme just say, in this case, it's a good thing that I eat so little these days, otherwise I'd have totally dropped a deuce on the spot. I think that shit literally blew my mind, 'cause I just stood there for a couple minutes, like paralyzed. Pulled myself together, turned off the fan, and went to work. Spent the rest of the night, dripping with sweat and killing spiders. Think I killed like 30, and THANK GOD, but I haven't seen anymore in my room, but I didn't sleep for 3 days.

We've had a problem with those fake lady bug things in western ny, for the last few years. They're actually pretty, but I think they bite, and you never see one without seeing dozens swarmed nearby. My last job, I walked into the compactor room, and they'd literally covered the entire opening hatch. Fucking gross. And THEN I almost got fired, 'cause I'd never go in there again.

 

[tcrawford18]

AWWWW MAAAAAAAAN!!! Must be the trauma, 'cause I'd actually forgotten for a minute...but for like the 3rd time in my life, I came across of just hatching spider nests.

Couple weeks ago, I'd passed out playing ps3, right? Wake up kinda groggy, but I immediately sense that there's a spider nearby. Seriously, I got a knack for that shit. Fuckin' 1/2 blind, but I can spot the tiniest spider from across the room...and I'm baked 24/7. UNFORTUNATELY...this one was huge, and crawling up the wall just behind me. So, after screeching like a silly bitch--my usual reaction, I smashed the holyfuck outta that thing. Problem solved, right? Not so much. Still feeling kinda creeped, I switch on the light. There's fucking DOZENS of tiny spiders floating every where!!! And it's mid-summer, so the fan's going full blast, and those things are EVERYWHERE!!!! Lemme just say, in this case, it's a good thing that I eat so little these days, otherwise I'd have totally dropped a deuce on the spot. I think that shit literally blew my mind, 'cause I just stood there for a couple minutes, like paralyzed. Pulled myself together, turned off the fan, and went to work. Spent the rest of the night, dripping with sweat and killing spiders. Think I killed like 30, and THANK GOD, but I haven't seen anymore in my room, but I didn't sleep for 3 days.

We've had a problem with those fake lady bug things in western ny, for the last few years. They're actually pretty, but I think they bite, and you never see one without seeing dozens swarmed nearby. My last job, I walked into the compactor room, and they'd literally covered the entire opening hatch. Fucking gross. And THEN I almost got fired, 'cause I'd never go in there again.

I. Would. DIE.

 

[willsboy84]

^Ya know what else? I'd had my bowl & sac out too, and some of the BASTARDS had gotten into the fuckin' sac!!! Filthy, filthy fuckin things

And yeah, I still smoked that shit up, & probably burnt up some baby spiders with it. How fuckin awesome would it have been, if I'd like developed some sort of arachnid abilities or some shit. Fuckin' have comics, & movies, & videogames all about your boy!!! Wouldn't that just be the shit?