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Worst lyric in pop history

"you can have my credit card baby....but keep you red hot fingers off my heart lady"----or just about all of the lyics on Make It Big----from which I can sing each and every song by heart.
 
i dont kno if anyone knows it they probably do but the worst song lyrics ive ever heard is Agadoo by Black Lace:

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"
She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.

Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody
 
"What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?"
 
Its not Pop....but my vote goes to anything that the "rapper" Trina says.

Mainly the song "Here We Go"


I'm like, blah, blah blah...blah blah blah blah blah blah uh huh, okay, what up? SHUT UP!

I really don't know who keeps giving her a budget to make albums....
 
valis23 said:
It’s official: The most inane pop lyric in music history was penned by popular Nineties artist Des’ree.

BBC 6 Music listeners have voted her hit song Life as containing the world’s worst clanger.

The offending lines?

I don't want to see a ghost

It's the sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

Watch the evening news

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That's actually my favourite pop lyric ever. Really, I love it! It's brilliant in its crapness.

There's an electro powerpop band called hellogoodbye, who have a lyric:
I like where we are,
When we drive, in your car
I like where we are.... Here
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Which I think is pretty damn bad.
 
Either "We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun" or the entire song "Duke Of Earl".
 
sunoftheskye said:
I love you Madonna...but honestly...
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On the bright side, anyone who can put "metaphysics" in a song and make it work isnt all THAT bad lol. Madonna's never really been the BEST lyric write, but she does have her moments!

My vote goes to DEAR BEN, by Jennifer Lopez. lol
 
I hope this is correct. By Dead or Alive
"You spin me right round baby, right round like a record baby, right round round round" I just think those are the silliest lyrics I've ever heard.
 
Any updates since a couple of years ago? Surely some more bad lyrics must've come out or been thought of.

Can't think of any at the moment but I'm sure I will.
 
It's not that bad but this line works my nerves so much:

'I want to take a ride on your disco stick'.

What exactly is that?

Oh and the entire song 'The Look' by Roxetter. WTF were they singing about?
'Walking like a man/Hittin like a hammer/She's a juvenile scam/Never was a quitter/Tasty like a raindrop'

What the fuck does that mean?!
 
matt1980111 said:
It's not that bad but this line works my nerves so much:

'I want to take a ride on your disco stick'.

What exactly is that?
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Not that HARD to figure that one out...

matt1980111 said:
Oh and the entire song 'The Look' by Roxetter. WTF were they singing about?
'Walking like a man/Hittin like a hammer/She's a juvenile scam/Never was a quitter/Tasty like a raindrop'

What the fuck does that mean?!
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Maybe it makes sense in Swedish and acts as a sort of pre-babelfish?
 
matt1980111 said:
Oh and the entire song 'The Look' by Roxetter. WTF were they singing about?
'Walking like a man/Hittin like a hammer/She's a juvenile scam/Never was a quitter/Tasty like a raindrop'

What the fuck does that mean?!
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I think it's supposed to mean if you walk like a man, you hit like a hammer, and if you're a juvenile scam you never quit and you taste like a raindrop.

It all seems so clear now! #-o
 
Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
 Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)

(woof, woof, woof, woof)


I win.
 
I finally thought of one. "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira. The whole lyrics are bizarre really, but that one particular line that sticks out like a sore thumb:

"Lucky my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains".
 
Thong song from Sisgo or however you spell his name. I always thought he was a big queen selling out with an overly sexual song about woman.
 
My friend and I were discussing this last night. We both think that Sammy Hagar may be the worst lyricist in rock history.

My "favorite" Hagar lyric - "Hot sweet cherries on the vine." There's at least three things wrong with those six words.

His "favorite"? "Only time will tell if we'll stand the test of time."

Lex
 
JarodA said:
I finally thought of one. "Whenever, Wherever" by Shakira. The whole lyrics are bizarre really, but that one particular line that sticks out like a sore thumb:

"Lucky my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains".
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I didn't get this from anywhere but i'm pretty sure she's saying something like "thankfully my breasts aren't so fucking huge that you confuse them with my ass." I figure the "mountains" are her ass because she turned to the camera with her ass when she said it. I believe that part of the lyrics is just her saying she thinks she's lucky because she doesn't look like a whore.
 
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