They just don't know. I have been with guys that think they're clean back there. What a rude awakening. I just raise my eyebrows and give him the "you gonna do something about that?" look. By that time, it's too late. I'm over it and on to cleaner pastures [on the guy]. It's so easy to keep clean, really. I don't understand.Yes, and what was sad is that I specifically asked the last one if he had cleaned himself back there and he said "Yep"](/images/smilies/bang.gif "Brick wall ](*,)")
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I fucked a guy once and he quickly stood up, perhaps to go to the bathroom, but he farted and shat all over his carpet.
I have a very weak stomach and damn near vomited. But I forgive him because he was a straight boy and was living with his girlfriend at the time. It was the wrong day for me to talk him into doing more.
I have a very weak stomach and damn near vomited. But I forgive him because he was a straight boy and was living with his girlfriend at the time. It was the wrong day for me to talk him into doing more.
I had been playing with another guy for awhile. We really didn't do anything to each other. I would go to his apt and we'd get naked, stoned and watch porn. I would take my assorment of toys and things. I would dress in leathers, do all kinds of weird naked things and set up the camera to take pics of myself as he played on porn websites.
The last time I saw him began as many of our previous visits. We got naked, got stoned and caught each other up.
Later that evening I had been working my hole with a favorite dildo and noticed I got a little mess on his couch. So I asked him for something to clean it up with., In the process of cleaning it I found a couple more spots on his carpet, and he found a couple more in the hall. I guess I dropped a present without realizing it.
He just got madder and madder as he cleaned the spots. I figured the fun was over and gathered my things and headed home.
When I called a couple days later to apoligize he told me he probably wouldn't have gotten so angry if he hadn't just had the carpets professionally cleaned that day.
Needless to say ... that was the VERY last time I saw or talked to him.
The last time I saw him began as many of our previous visits. We got naked, got stoned and caught each other up.
Later that evening I had been working my hole with a favorite dildo and noticed I got a little mess on his couch. So I asked him for something to clean it up with., In the process of cleaning it I found a couple more spots on his carpet, and he found a couple more in the hall. I guess I dropped a present without realizing it.
He just got madder and madder as he cleaned the spots. I figured the fun was over and gathered my things and headed home.
When I called a couple days later to apoligize he told me he probably wouldn't have gotten so angry if he hadn't just had the carpets professionally cleaned that day.
Needless to say ... that was the VERY last time I saw or talked to him.
A common problem among gay men.
Have just had a good chuckle reading all the posts above ... I've realised I'm normal - everyone else has had as crap a moment as I have had.. thank you all (shit, does this mean that man-on-man is not always like in those downloadable films ....)
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This one isn't all that "gross", or anything, but it sure as Hell was embarrassing! 
Flew out to Denver, with a couple friends, and was staying at our friend's apartment there. This particular night, we were all hitting the Denver gay bars. I was driving our rented Grand Am.
Somewhere along the line, our "Denver Friend" had wondered off on his own "hunt", leaving us with the keys to his place. And, "somehow", I managed to pick up this very sexy local Guy!
Skipping lot's of "details" here, (Like all of us skinny dipping in a downtown fountain, and my buddy Den walking into the lobby of the newspaper, where our "Denver Friend" worked, in only a T, and his wet jockeys) I ended up naked, with this Guy, in our "Friend's" bedroom, with all the lights on, and, with my other fellow "travelers" crashed in the living room.
Now, you have to remember that Denver is "a mile high", and, Yes!, I'd been drinking my "normal amount". This has Very Different effects at that altitude!!!
Skipping even more "details", this Guy wants me to fuck Him, but, for varioius reasons, I'm "running" Soft!!
So ... He's sucking Me, trying to get Me HARD! But, "things" just aren't going the way they "should" be!! And, before I know it, still being Soft, I'm cumming!! Now, THAT was a Surprise!, and not only to Me!!!
And, this "poor", extremely sexy Dude, ends up jerking himself off, while I'm "limply" rubbing His body!!
To "top" it off!, I could only find one clean towel in the linen closet, which I used to clean myself up with, before I offered it to Him!!
Though I was in a "strange" place, I was still the "Host"!, and that was entirely "inexcusable"!!
And, to make that embarrassment even "worse"!, the Guy was SO Nice to snuggle up, and "spoon" with me, as we fell asleep, 'til daylight ... which wasn't all that far away!
In the morning HE has to leave, and I'm still majorly Drunk!, and I can't get out the words I really want to say, about how Wonderful, and Kind, HE had been, and HE leaves in a bit of "confussion"!
Next night ... "Denver Friend" has a limo lined up to take us around to all the Gay bars, again! I haven't learned my "Denver" lesson, completely, Yet!, so I'm having my "usual compliment" of drinks, AGAIN!
Of course, we run into "THE GUY"!! He's being Super nice to my friends, and I'm a blithering IDIOT!!
He invites me to dance, we're out on the floor, and I'm a completely unco-ordinated mess!! (NOT like Me!) What I really want to do is get HIM "outside" to talk, but I can't, being my drunken myself, to do it! He leaves me in the middle of our "dance"! (Who could blame Him??)
A little bit later, I'm sitting on the door, out of the back window, of the limo, in the parking lot, as HE walks by with some of His local buddies. HE says, "Hi!", the guy He has his arm around is "scowling", as I give HIM one of my business cards, and say something like, "If you're ever in Milwaukee, give me a call!" Yeah! Like THAT was ever going to happen!! (Eventhough His sister lived here!)
Talk about "LAME!!!!"
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz
Flew out to Denver, with a couple friends, and was staying at our friend's apartment there. This particular night, we were all hitting the Denver gay bars. I was driving our rented Grand Am.
Somewhere along the line, our "Denver Friend" had wondered off on his own "hunt", leaving us with the keys to his place. And, "somehow", I managed to pick up this very sexy local Guy!
Skipping lot's of "details" here, (Like all of us skinny dipping in a downtown fountain, and my buddy Den walking into the lobby of the newspaper, where our "Denver Friend" worked, in only a T, and his wet jockeys) I ended up naked, with this Guy, in our "Friend's" bedroom, with all the lights on, and, with my other fellow "travelers" crashed in the living room.
Now, you have to remember that Denver is "a mile high", and, Yes!, I'd been drinking my "normal amount". This has Very Different effects at that altitude!!!
Skipping even more "details", this Guy wants me to fuck Him, but, for varioius reasons, I'm "running" Soft!!
So ... He's sucking Me, trying to get Me HARD! But, "things" just aren't going the way they "should" be!! And, before I know it, still being Soft, I'm cumming!! Now, THAT was a Surprise!, and not only to Me!!!
And, this "poor", extremely sexy Dude, ends up jerking himself off, while I'm "limply" rubbing His body!!
To "top" it off!, I could only find one clean towel in the linen closet, which I used to clean myself up with, before I offered it to Him!!
Though I was in a "strange" place, I was still the "Host"!, and that was entirely "inexcusable"!!
And, to make that embarrassment even "worse"!, the Guy was SO Nice to snuggle up, and "spoon" with me, as we fell asleep, 'til daylight ... which wasn't all that far away!
In the morning HE has to leave, and I'm still majorly Drunk!, and I can't get out the words I really want to say, about how Wonderful, and Kind, HE had been, and HE leaves in a bit of "confussion"!
Next night ... "Denver Friend" has a limo lined up to take us around to all the Gay bars, again! I haven't learned my "Denver" lesson, completely, Yet!, so I'm having my "usual compliment" of drinks, AGAIN!
Of course, we run into "THE GUY"!!
He's being Super nice to my friends, and I'm a blithering IDIOT!! He invites me to dance, we're out on the floor, and I'm a completely unco-ordinated mess!! (NOT like Me!) What I really want to do is get HIM "outside" to talk, but I can't, being my drunken myself, to do it! He leaves me in the middle of our "dance"! (Who could blame Him??)
A little bit later, I'm sitting on the door, out of the back window, of the limo, in the parking lot, as HE walks by with some of His local buddies. HE says, "Hi!", the guy He has his arm around is "scowling", as I give HIM one of my business cards, and say something like, "If you're ever in Milwaukee, give me a call!" Yeah! Like THAT was ever going to happen!! (Eventhough His sister lived here!)
Talk about "LAME!!!!"
Keep smilin'!!
Chaz