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A tiny bit flattered, but mostly shocked, worried and squicked out. It'd go straight in the bin after the 1st read...If someone left this next to your gym locker ?
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Ain't about me.

Was searching for a 'Like' button for a second there! Classic....Shouldn't be too hard to figure out who to give the reply to.
Dear "Daddy",
You heard correctly. I do like dirty sweaty gear. But only from men. Not from little boys who hide in the closet so deep that they keep a wife, and who still pass "secret admirer" notes like we're in middle school. Also, my ass is not for raping - it's given of my own free will. And only to guys with the balls to approach me directly and treat me respectfully as a fellow human being instead of a limp adolescent-fantasy fucktoy.
Enclosed please find a pair of my used underwear. I'd suggest closely observing the front side. That's where I keep my balls. It might inspire you to grow a pair of your own. Or just, y'know, run your dick along the backside. Because as things stand now, that's as close as you'll ever get to my ass.
- Boy With Amazing Ass
Lex
Shouodn't be too hard to figure out who to give the reply to.
Dear "Daddy",
You heard correctly. I do like dirty sweaty gear. But only from men. Not from little boys who hide in the closet so deep that they keep a wife, and who still pass "secret admirer" notes like we're in middle school. Also, my ass is not for raping - it's given of my own free will. And only to guys with the balls to approach me directly and treat me respectfully as a fellow human being instead of a limp adolescent-fantasy fucktoy.
Enclosed please find a pair of my used underwear. I'd suggest closely observing the front side. That's where I keep my balls. It might inspire you to grow a pair of your own. Or just, y'know, run your dick along the backside. Because as things stand now, that's as close as you'll ever get to my ass.
- Boy With Amazing Ass
Lex
Shouodn't be too hard to figure out who to give the reply to.
Dear "Daddy",
You heard correctly. I do like dirty sweaty gear. But only from men. Not from little boys who hide in the closet so deep that they keep a wife, and who still pass "secret admirer" notes like we're in middle school. Also, my ass is not for raping - it's given of my own free will. And only to guys with the balls to approach me directly and treat me respectfully as a fellow human being instead of a limp adolescent-fantasy fucktoy.
Enclosed please find a pair of my used underwear. I'd suggest closely observing the front side. That's where I keep my balls. It might inspire you to grow a pair of your own. Or just, y'know, run your dick along the backside. Because as things stand now, that's as close as you'll ever get to my ass.
- Boy With Amazing Ass
Lex
The lady doth protest...!Would any of you smell and taste that cup ?![]()
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LOL....you win!
