Would You Rather...

[dynk]

I am a streaker from way back.



WYR have to move in with your grandfather or lie in a shelter?

 

[Willie Boy]

Peanut butter with no milk
WYR not be on JUB for a year or lose millions of dollars

I could stand to lose a few million dollars.

lie in shelter since he is gone

WYR have an additional fan for the upstairs or another root cellar?

I have quite effective air conditioning. I don't have a root cellar, don't know that I need one.... What the hell, I'll take another fan (can never have too many fans), but I wont make him stay upstairs.

WYR have a quick wit or be a witless wonder?

 

[Willie Boy]

Neither one sounds all that interesting. I would rather earn my posts and not have a larger count given to me. And what would I need with another billion dollars. As for being da bomb, my partner tells me I'm already there.

WYR hunt and prepare your own food or have someone else do all the work, but prepare it to their tastes.

 

[Willie Boy]

OBL doesn't have a penis, and I don't take part in kinky shit like that. But my partner is interested in trying it.

WYR be kidnapped by a madman and live as a slave to his whim or be killed quickly in a drive-by?

 

[MTLDude]

Neither are very appealing


WYR prefer if I'd shave my beard or let it grow more?

 

[Willie Boy]

I don't know who Brannie is referring to so... Neither.

WYR use your brain or lose it?

 

[MTLDude]

WYR have sex with Boris or Brannie?

Since I am Boris, my missing friend, I would choose Brannie.



Would you rather cancel Halloween or the Consumerist end of civil year secular festival AKA Christmas?

 

[Willie Boy]

I don't know who Brannie is referring to so... Neither.

WYR use your brain or lose it?

I always use my brain (which is more than can be said for some... )

WYR know or be forgotten.