yall know how i am about food

[fabulouslyghetto]

why come ain't nunna you heffas tell me how good jerk is? i was repulsed by the appearance of jerk food for years and didn't even try it when i had a jamaican roommate but last night i accidentally ate some jerk shrimp and BIJ. LET. ME. TELL. YOU.

i can neither confirm nor deny licking my fingers, and maybe the plate, and the table, and a piece of jerk that fell on the floor.

i want it every day now.

 

[luckynumbah7]

I feel similarly about bibimbap sauce.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I feel similarly about bibimbap sauce.

I will bathe in bibimbap sauce

 

[Peloso]

Fabs you are fucking killing yourself. If you need more dopamine so bad take up heroin or something, it can't be half as bad as the non-cock crap you put into your face.

 

[EddMarkStarr]

Where ever you are there's a jerk restaurant nearby - but nothing beats homemade!!!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Fabs you are fucking killing yourself. If you need more dopamine so bad take up heroin or something, it can't be half as bad as the non-cock crap you put into your face.

try it. you'll thank me.

 

[Kienny]

There is a food truck by me that sells Jamaican food. They’re jerk chicken sandwiches and macaroni pies (with jalepenos) are sooooo good

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

There is a food truck by me that sells Jamaican food. They’re jerk chicken sandwiches and macaroni pies (with jalepenos) are sooooo good

i don't know how i feel about desserts with an entree in the title. yall pushin it with "chicken pot pie." if there's no sugar in it, it's not a pie. i need to do some research on this....

 

[Kienny]

i don't know how i feel about desserts with an entree in the title. yall pushin it with "chicken pot pie." if there's no sugar in it, it's not a pie. i need to do some research on this....

What about a cream pie

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

What about a cream pie

Ooooo I love a good cream pie

 

[luckynumbah7]

i don't know how i feel about desserts with an entree in the title. yall pushin it with "chicken pot pie." if there's no sugar in it, it's not a pie. i need to do some research on this....

Hey now, I make a hell of a pot pie. If you need a recipe, I got one somewheres.

 

[Alistair]

Ooooo I love a good cream pie

Did you say cream pie?

 

[rareboy]

There is a food truck by me that sells Jamaican food. They’re jerk chicken sandwiches and macaroni pies (with jalepenos) are sooooo good

I do love a good jerk.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I do love a good jerk.

I'm saving a similar joke for when this thread starts slipping towards page 2. I legit didn't know jerk was a flavor I thought it had something to do with the prep process. There's a joke somewhere in there, yes?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Did you say cream pie?

We're talking about dessert, not what you did to me last night on the balcony. :-/

 

[Kienny]

I do love a good jerk.

I’ll give you a good jerk.

Not me using the wrong “their.” I suppose it signals the death of education in the US.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I’ll give you a good jerk.

Not me using the wrong “their.” I suppose it signals the death of education in the US.

Yassss for my thread turning into an orgy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I did it again. I can eat this every day. when you let it burn juuuuust a little bit and that sauce starts to crisp and turn into little bits of crunch. i think i just came a little bit.