Yay! Goody Bags

[gdude30]

Wow. So out of nowhere just drinking in my dorm (water lol) out of nowhere I hear a knock on my door so I close all my windows and open it. My RA hands me a goody bag.

I open it and inside is a ring pop, laffy taffy, fun dip, kit kat bar, bank of america light, deoderant, doritos shit ranch, a water bottle, a tootsy pop...and

The greatest thing of all.

A BOUNCY BALL!

I haven't played with these in forever. It's so much fun to throw it against the walls in this room and watch it spazz out.

Heh. Ironic that this is happening.

I guess it's a nice pre-halloween thing though.

No idea why I'm posting this but I haven't posted in hot topics in a while so meh. Either that or that massage relaxed me way too much.

 

[gdude30]

You can know on my door anytime Daemon.

But you might have to wait a minute or two >.>

Fuck them. Well not literally. They might be a family and such. But if they say you are too old they are too old.

If you were closer I'd go trick or treating with you. That would be cool if my youth pride did that. But I doubt they do.

Ah well.

 

[Joshua_me]

Maybe it was just his roundabout polite way of handing you some deodorant.

 

[gdude30]

Maybe it was just his roundabout polite way of handing you some deodorant.

OH NO YOU DIDUNT *bobs head back and forth and shakes finger and a dog bites the finger off while the head fall off*

Nah. They all had the same thing and he passed them around to everyone. Unless he thinks all students in the school smell like shit then yeah. But we don't really beat around the bush. If someone says something smells bad they led the world know. Very vocal college students.

They say stuff like alcohol is bad, it does this and that.

When there are beer cans, alcohol bottles, and beer packs in the trash and on the floor and the students stay up til 5.

They say 30% of students drop out cause of alcohol related issues.

I can't imagine what the other 70% is.

I just did math. Why the fuck am I failing it then..

 

[gdude30]

You did it wrong orion. Your supposed to get axe and spray it on them >[

 

[gdude30]

Of course..they always snitch don't they.

Next time use Axe Light then :O

 

[alley]

I haven't been trick or treating in...

Oh fuck, longer than either of you have been alive.

Do my Depends need changed? *sigh*

It's been close to *gasp* 30 years since I have been as well---can you pass the ensure, I feel peckish.

 

[gdude30]

As long as ya give me candy you can stay there as long as ya want

Reminds me of that supposedly straight guy sucking that lollipop at gay days. That was the best.

 

[alley]

We'll be a fine lookin' pair in our rocking chairs out front of the old folks home.

I'm not sitting next to you until that nappie gets changed. And where the hell is that hot male nurse---it's time for my sponge bath and I scored a few balckmarket viagras.

 

[alley]

As long as ya give me candy you can stay there as long as ya want

Reminds me of that supposedly straight guy sucking that lollipop at gay days. That was the best.

MAN!!!--did he know how to work that lollipop or what--every gay guy in line was staring him down, and he's just sucking away.

 

[alley]

Just for that I'm not gonna gum ya later!

This is why dementia is so great---you are totally gonna forget that you are mad at me in 5 minutes and have my viagra enhanced dick in your mouth.

 

[gdude30]

MAN!!!--did he know how to work that lollipop or what--every gay guy in line was staring him down, and he's just sucking away.

YES HE DID. He was enjoying it that was clear.

LOL.

Viagra is on the blackmarket alley?

Since when

 

[alley]

YES HE DID. He was enjoying it that was clear.

LOL.

Viagra is on the blackmarket alley?

Since when

It's not real viagra--it's green m&ms--I am told that are the ones that make you horny---so I have been hoarding them up for a special occasion---wanna sit on Uncle Alley's lap little one??? I got your goody bag right here---*points to crotch*

 

[gdude30]

Oh. I MUST TEST OUT THAT THEORY

WHAT ABOUT SKITTLES?

Is there a special surprise inside?

 

[alley]

Is there a special surprise inside?

Yes, there is. It's the lollipop that the "straight" guy at Disney really wanted but did not know how to ask for.

 

[gdude30]

Haha. He knew how to get it.

He just felt like teasing a bunch of horny men.

That concept still amuses me. Horny gay men in disneyland XD

 

[waves]

What! I wasn't aware of this straight guy sucking a lollipop!! Why are you two hiding things from me!? And I haven't gotten a goody bag in a long time...

 

[alley]

What! I wasn't aware of this straight guy sucking a lollipop!! Why are you two hiding things from me!? And I haven't gotten a goody bag in a long time...

We were in line for a ride--and it has not been toooo long.....

 

[gdude30]

Yeah you weren't with us on sunday, I believe it was.

It was great. Then this creepy psychopathic killer was hitting on me T_T

Oh right and I remember I talked to a bear wearing some hat thng. HE WAS SO CUTE

You diddn't miss much Wave. He wasn't that hot. But just seeing what he did was amusing and somewhat erotic.

Laffy taffy is good. I like those nerds rope though. Those things are insane.

 

[alley]

hahahaha, too funny!

DA grabbed my goody bag.