you ever had one of those guys who gives you instructions during sex?

[fabulouslyghetto]

There's a line. I like a guy to be vocal and tell me what he wants, but that's different from guys who bark out orders like a line cook during the Saturday dinner rush. Huge turnoff. I was reminded of a guy I was with years ago who did that and how much it made sex feel like a chore.

 

[fredroy]

The only instructions I ever recall given other than "yeah, lick my balls some more just like that" was "slow down that thing is huge!". Yeah, I was a bit eager to go balls deep.

 

[Thad1527]

Oh, no. THIS is how I like it

 

[Peloso]

I love a guy I can get totally submissive with. He can bark out all the orders that he wants; faster, slower, higher, lower, kiss this, eat that, walk my dog, cancel my Netflix subscription, I don't care. I'll do it gladly because I can be a little bitch real good.

 

[LilBit]

There's a line. I like a guy to be vocal and tell me what he wants, but that's different from guys who bark out orders like a line cook during the Saturday dinner rush. Huge turnoff. I was reminded of a guy I was with years ago who did that and how much it made sex feel like a chore.

Oh, that's absolutely ridiculous. I just give each of my gentleman callers a hardbound copy of my 136-page instruction manual.

 

[backagain]

There's a line. I like a guy to be vocal and tell me what he wants, but that's different from guys who bark out orders like a line cook during the Saturday dinner rush. Huge turnoff. I was reminded of a guy I was with years ago who did that and how much it made sex feel like a chore.

All you had to do was rub him out and shout NEXT!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

All you had to do was rub him out and shout NEXT!

That's what they do at the cheap $5 parlors. I'm an expensive heaux so I give my men a customized experience.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, that's absolutely ridiculous. I just give each of my gentleman callers a hardbound copy of my 136-page instruction manual.

Bij I hate this cuz I can't even tell if youre joking

 

[Kahaih]

Only if a pub owner barking "Take it outside!" counts as sex instructions.

 

[Peloso]

Only if a pub owner barking "Take it outside!" counts as sex instructions.

Nice to know you're practicing safe sex.

 

[rareboy]

I only ever had one encounter with someone who was somehow re-staging a porn flick he had in his head.

It was rather disconcerting.

And by disconcerting...I mean boner killer.

 

[LilBit]

Bij I hate this cuz I can't even tell if youre joking

If you Venmo me $25, I'll send you a copy.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Only if a pub owner barking "Take it outside!" counts as sex instructions.

Fascinating

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I only ever had one encounter with someone who was somehow re-staging a porn flick he had in his head.

It was rather disconcerting.

And by disconcerting...I mean boner killer.

SOMEBODY gets it. There's a huge difference between "Yeah... just like that...." and "Go left, now go right, now lick up and down, now lick harder, now lick softer, now stop licking, start licking, now stop, now start again."

 

[Peloso]

I only ever had one encounter with someone who was somehow re-staging a porn flick he had in his head.

It was rather disconcerting.

And by disconcerting...I mean boner killer.

I had a friend once who liked to put in a porn movie and follow whatever the actors were doing. It got old fast. I never understood guys who like to mix sex and porn. For me it's one or the other.

 

[LilBit]

I had a friend once who liked to put in a porn movie and follow whatever the actors were doing. It got old fast. I never understood guys who like to mix sex and porn. For me it's one or the other.

That just sounds exhausting.

 

[backagain]

That just sounds exhausting.

But in a quaint way.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That just sounds exhausting.

Everything's exhausting when you do it with a glass of wine in one hand and a fistful of nachos in the other.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I had a friend once who liked to put in a porn movie and follow whatever the actors were doing. It got old fast. I never understood guys who like to mix sex and porn. For me it's one or the other.

That sounds hot as a one-off thing, I couldn't do it regularly but it's not an unsexy idea, there's some hot porn out there with people that reeeeeally know what they're doing.

 

[Peloso]

That sounds hot as a one-off thing, I couldn't do it regularly but it's not an unsexy idea, there's some hot porn out there with people that reeeeeally know what they're doing.

I was always worried it would be one of those pornos with a sudden unexpected scat scene.

That just sounds exhausting.

It was tedious. I just started mimicking the music on the video. Nobody wants to fuck someone who's going "wacka wacka bew bew bew bew ping bew ping bew"