You know what... FUCK IT ALL!

[Bidude117]

Okay, rant here...

Fuck people thinking that life is about being married and having children!
Fuck people wanting to set you up on blind dates!
Fuck gay guys that just want a quick fuck and nothing more!

FUCK IT ALL!!!!!!!!!

Where are the nice guys?

 

[MidnightPrism]

 

[Bidude117]

^ thanks, I need some of that!

 

[DonQuixote]

Me, too, and I AM one of the nice guys - but I'm taken.

 

[StlKj]

<-------------nice guy


Fuck long distance.

 

[gmoney]

 

[Bidude117]

<-------------nice guy


Fuck long distance.

Amen! Fuck the long distance.

I would so want to get to know you better if you lived near by.

 

[Bidude117]

Aww, what was his name Bidude?

That bastard needs to remain nameless.

Nik, your boyfriend have any gay male cousins? lol

 

[treanir]

I'm a nice guy. Sadly, nice guys finish last.

Okay, enough self-deprecation for today. Your man is out there, and you will find/come across each other.

 

[unloadonme]

Your man is out there, and you will find/come across each other.

True maybe, but it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

 

[AngelFromAbove]

I think I need to put in an order for Fuckitol. Do they sell it over the counter?

 

[treanir]

True maybe, but it's like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Ah, but you assume the needle is singular. I do think there are more guys who are right for us. There's more than one "Mr. Right". How many there are, I don't know, but there must be quite a few guys whom you love and who love you for the rest of your lives.

 

[alley]

<-------------nice guy


Fuck long distance.

QFT---

KJ is one of the sweetest guys I've met.

 

[G-Lexington]

Nice guys are where they always are - waiting around on the sidelines, usually biting their tongues as their friends regale them with another story about how they went out and had sex with yet another not-nice guy, and OMG the not-nice guy didn't treat them nice, and why does this always happen to them? At which point the nice guys offer solace and comfort and good advice, and their friends say what great friends they are, and their friends TOTALLY wish they had a boyfriend just like their nice friend...except not the nice friend, because that would ruin that special thing the had. And then the friends go off to pant after another not-nice guy.

Let's hear it for the nice guys.

Lex

 

[alley]

One man's nice guy is sometimes another guy's asshole--

 

[Kensei]

I'm the nicest and coolest guy I know. I'm very much a chill pill.

 

[gsdx]

I think I need to put in an order for Fuckitol. Do they sell it over the counter?

http://www.fukitol.com/

Beware the side effects, though:

New prescribers should be aware that during treatment 99.2% of patients experienced some combination of the following side affects:

Uncontrollable laughter, occasionally resulting in slightly wetted pants
Hallucinations with vivid colors and occasionally talking animals
Dramatic increases in attention from the opposite sex
Frequent spontaneous sexual arousal
Penis or Breast enlargement
Random Travel Hair re-growth
Artificial insemination
Weight Loss
Munchies

No patients stopped taking FUKITOL due to these side effects.