You know your getting old when...

[floorrunner]

when you are the only one you know that still has a working 8 track tape player and no one knows what it is but you.

 

[FPNY]

your neighbors kids call you mr._____. Or the store clerk calls you sir.....ugh....

 

[mikeyjon]

Not so fast there cowboy. I never made that mistake in my life until a couple years ago when I started typing the wrong one about half the time. It's supposed to be one of the early warning signs of Alzheimer's (I'm not making that up...)

Great, then I've had it since 1980

 

[Beachguyj]

When you need reading glasses.

 

[bike10]

When the hair begins to thin out.

 

[FPNY]

your pubes turn gray, that's a sign fo shizzle...

 

[Esquire0399]

Do you want to make your dad really sad? Tell him there is a guy about his age that thinks his sons avatar on a gay site is hot

Nah, see he'd try to find you. I'll just keep that one between us.

 

[mikeyjon]

Nah, see he'd try to find you. I'll just keep that one between us.

I bet my Rascal Scooter would go faster then his, but why take the chance

 

[The_Reaper]

There was a comedian who said the following, and I think it stands true:

You know you're getting older when you turn on the TV and you see an ad for one of those craftmatic adjustable beds, and you find yourself thinking it's a good idea.

 

[voyager1994]

you age spots start growing in your body.

 

[mikeyjon]

You eat supper at 4:30, watch the "Wheel" at 6:30, and go to bed at 8:30.

 

[birddog7]

When you look, and feel, old and worn out. Like I do...