You know you're a gay whore when...

[FPNY]

you know you're a gay whore when there is a plaque commemorating your one millionth visit in the woods behind the rest area.

 

[biguy732]

You know you are a gay whore when.....you call McDonalds to get one of those signs for your room that indicates the number of customers served!

 

[biguy732]

....when you spread your ass cheeks and find this:

When you find the Holland Tunnel - or instructions for the guys to stay in their lane???

Okay - if there is a sign above your ass to stay in your lane - you are a complete and total whore!

 

[FPNY]

When you find the Holland Tunnel - or instructions for the guys to stay in their lane???

Okay - if there is a sign above your ass to stay in your lane - you are a complete and total whore!

i do hafta admit that that's a good one...

 

[Fucker29]

You know you're a gay whore when you become one of Fucker29's hubbies.

You know it, hubby. PLUS it also enhances, not that I need it, my natural whorish nature.

 

[maxpowr9]

Just remember men, the difference between a whore and a slut is that whores get paid

 

[JUB]

So thats why you want to move!

Haha good one...

 

[ckyb2]

...when you install a gloryhole booth, in your home.

haha! I actually lol'd at that one.

 

[Darkflower]

haha! I actually lol'd at that one.

According to Craigslist, there's a guy on my street that has one. lol

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

When you have exes, former jumpoffs and former flames EVERYWHERE.

One guy I dated, it was like in the course of a normal day we couldn't go ANYWHERE without running into someone he had fucked, sucked, or atleast talked to.

Gas station? Oh, there's an ex. Go to Walmart? There's another ex. Living next door? A former flame. Who's that calling you? Oh, an ex? Goddamn, you must've dated all of South Carolina.

 

[StlKj]

Your asscrack requires he swipe an American Express Black card before allowing entry.