you lonely single bitches are cordially invited to my and yeahright's wedding

[fabulouslyghetto]

Picking out a dress is soooo laborous

im leaning towards

Bridesmaids

Moe Moe

Digitalfatmess

And

My favorite tranny gargurl Alexis aka Lexington aka Two Dolla Blowjobs

Catering will be done by Roscoes Chicken and Waffles

Performance by Nicki Minaj featuring Katy Perry

 

[backagain]

I think one of your bridesmaid is going after your man.

 

[yeahright1991]

No. Hell no. I will not be a part of any Ratchet-ass Wedding. .... Roscoes? Hell no. I wouldn't even go as a guest to a wedding (/funeral...part of me would die if I did go). And that dress? That DRESS....

No.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I think one of your bridesmaid is going after your man.

Who? When? And where? *pulls boxcutter out of bra*

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

No. Hell no. I will not be a part of any Ratchet-ass Wedding. .... Roscoes? Hell no. I wouldn't even go as a guest to a wedding (/funeral...part of me would die if I did go). And that dress? That DRESS....

No.

Its natural to get cold feet baby, relax, have a glass of water.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Is that Bigmacquanda I see spottin' her new bling-dress up there? And who is grabbing that man, Mcnuggetisha??

Dont be comin for my girl Mac Mac she is murdering the game in that dress.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh my bad, I assumed she was murdering a box of eclairs and a 40 oz.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Can I be an usher, and make love in the club?

Only if you have two sons with Sasquatch and neglect them opting to party around europe doing coke and sippin on sizzurp.

 

[backagain]

Who? When? And where? *pulls boxcutter out of bra*

It would be cruel for me to point it out on your wedding night. You seem so happy.

Don't let the booze, or dancing made him tired.

Let's just say, you ain't getting any.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I see how it is, just diss me Karen! You could do so much better though tbh imo.

You can help clean up the plastic red cups and carry the drunken forum regs to their hotel rooms. (And fondle them while you do so).

 

[Butter My Biscuits]

I'd rather see Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphris get married again.

 

[yeahright1991]

You can help clean up the plastic red cups and carry the drunken forum regs to their hotel rooms. (And fondle them while you do so).

Oh no dear. He couldn't even be the help.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh no dear. He couldn't even be the help.

the man of the house has spoken *obeys*

 

[yeahright1991]

^ thanks love

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I'd rather see Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphris get married again.

 

[80KGold]

Please keep your cooch covered during the nuptials.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ thanks love

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Please keep your cooch covered during the nuptials.

Its MY wedding, I do what i want.

 

[yeahright1991]

Its MY wedding, I do what i want.

Stop frontin'. I'm paying a planner.

 

[TheLyingGame]

Oh no dear. He couldn't even be the help.

THAT coming from YOU? Ha ha ha.