You never really Jubbed unless..

[Pushover]

Then I've never really Jubbed.

Meanwhile ...how about if I say 'All Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts!' ...now do I get a point?

*raps Marbas on the head with a wet spoon and takes away two points*

 

[robbieadam]

I'm a good boy, I've never received any warnings or infractions.

I'm actually quite surprised; I can go a little over the top sometimes.

 

[nitish]

Then I've never really Jubbed.

Meanwhile ...how about if I say 'All Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts!' ...now do I get a point?

No. Stop using Smilies and quotation marks and you'll get your points across. Your infraction points that is....



Unfortunately, i tried getting away with saying stuff like that by using qualifiers like "Some" or "few" Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts, but apparently the mods are not too keen on implications. They're power hungry i tell you!


You haven't jubbed untill you get a post or a thread deleted.

 

[Pushover]

No. Stop using Smilies and quotation marks and you'll get your points across. Your infraction points that is....



Unfortunately, i tried getting away with saying stuff like that by using qualifiers like "Some" or "few" Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts, but apparently the mods are not too keen on implications. They're power hungry i tell you!


You haven't jubbed untill you get a post or a thread deleted.

I'd say we're running a damn good show, then.

3 points for nitish

 

[justjw]

Sure. Would you like sound whip cream on your pie?

Now you're spoiling me!

Yes, please!

 

[star-warrior]

I have one lovely gleaming infraction under my belt. I overwhored it a little while ago with a prolapsed rectum.

Long story, short : it was "a boohoo, poor me, leaving thread."

It was my way of saying the end was a blowout.

 

[Pringle]

Meanwhile ...how about if I say 'All Jubbers are vile, pervy, little cunts!' ...now do I get a point?

Sniff - that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me - thank you.

I am overwhlemed with emotion - I just need a minute here . . .

 

[Zeremonie]

you never really Jubbed unless ....


you've hijacked a thread.

had a thread moved to F & G

 

[Pringle]

Have some tea, that'll help.

Thank you - you are just so kind - makes me wanna - oh dear I've opened the floodgates.

I think I'm gonna need sugar and plenty of it with that tea

 

[winterknight]

Well, I don't take lard in my tea.

What about rancid Yak butter?

 

[Pringle]

Not a problem.

Tissue?

Pleasssssee

Erm . . . you meant a tissue for the tears right?

 

[winterknight]

Oh my. I see we need to restock the larder. (hyuck)

Well, it's not for me. But you never know when a party of Tibetan monks might turn up at your door...

 

[GL]

no warnings or infractions... yet.

 

[Pushyourluck]

Does anyone know what you have to do to receive a point?

 

[Pringle]

Um...well, initially yes, but, well, there's a copious supply so, you know, feel free as you wish.

Well once I pull myself together I will pull . . . actually, I don't need to go there - but thanks for the tissues anyway

 

[Pringle]

I have wet wipes too.

I haven't had an accident I wasn't THAT beside myself

 

[Pringle]

Life is not fair.

Its not a circus either

Cheer up - its not like points on your driving licence - your insurance wont be higher next year as a result.

 

[Pringle]

So, into my Man Bag I went and out came my travel pack sized Wet Wipes. In short order, I had squeaky clean (they're antibacterial doncha know) and freshly scented fingers...something every pianist appreciates.

Then that is settled - you are coming round with me everywhere - just in case I get myself in a sticky mess

Antibacterial !!!Why didn't you say so - can you pop over to the toothbrush thread and help with the tidy up there?

 

[Pringle]

Let's just say that life is a rollercoaster...agree?

And who said I was upset about the infractions...I really could care less about them anymore. That's why I said my life here in JUB is short. I'll probably get another one in December, lol.

Life is a rollercoaster - and as long as you enjoy the highs the lows wont be as bad.

Why will you get another one in December

You just didn't sound cockahoop about it - thats all

 

[justjw]

One whip cream coming on a cherry pie.

*places whip cream onto pie*

Let me refill your coffee.

Justjw takes a piece of pie
Oooooohhhh......Piggy......mmmmmmm *justjw moans in delight*

Can you get me a piece and a pen please. I plan on writing an epic poem about this gorgeous pie!