You Wouldn't Believe What I Saw Today: Even Worse than the Skidmarks in the Underwear at the Gym

[Lostlover]

My neighbor down the road, an older male in his early 70's, asked me to come to his house to look at something on his computer. He has always been a nice, humble, funny, married father of two. He does like to hear himself talk, but that was expected. I came prepared for him to talk my ears off... but instead what I found blew my mind.

About an hour into the visit, I was installing anti-virus software onto his computer. I went to a web site to download AVG's software for his computer. And because he sat at the desk and I sat behind him, I had to strain my eyes to type in AVG into the search bar. As soon as I hit the A button on the keyword, the browser showed that he typed in "animal sex" into the search engine...

ANIMAL SEX​

My mind was completely in the gutter. Afterwards, he was yapping about living in Alaska and how he went on welfare for 6 months while living there. He told me that he bought a gun and hooks and fish bait with the food stamps as Alaska covered these items as "food" to get people to hunt for their own meals. Once he told me this, I started seeing him fucking a bear behind a tree.

 

[pat grimshaw]

I believe it. But I'm sure you could find some more shocking things to be shocked about

 

[BelovedEnigma]

Everybody has their thing!

 

[G-Lexington]

What's wrong with animalistic sex? I love it when a guy and I get down and dirty, and...

...oh.

Lex

 

[streetblackcock99]

 

[7seven7]

That's very disgusting but i was at my gym and there was a cummy towel on the seat in the sauna. Ugh at least take it w/u.

 

[star-warrior]

 

[Staceypigeons]

Eww, this is vile. You should've told him you found it and see what he had to say for himself.

 

[Lostlover]

Eww, this is vile. You should've told him you found it and see what he had to say for himself.

My family is from the south. I have never heard my mother swear, or even say the word "lie," for that matter. How do I say, "What's this about? Animal sex" to one of my mom's friends?

 

[Staceypigeons]

My family is from the south. I have never heard my mother swear, or even say the word "lie," for that matter. How do I say, "What's this about? Animal sex" to one of my mom's friends?

Not quite sure, you'll have to work that one out yourself

 

[G-Lexington]

he didn't search for "bestiality" - He might not have known the term, but he didn't search for "people having sex with animals", either. Come to think of it, "animal sex" is kind of vague. Did he want to find bestiality? Or did he want to find animals having sex (with each other)? And didn't he care WHICH animals? "Two pillbugs fucking - well, ok..." Or was he interested in being able to tell males from females with certain species?

Lex

 

[mikey3000]

I'm gonna start calling you Chicken Little.

 

[refujiunderground]

looks like we may have a shock poster here.

keep it real, it didn't happen.

i think bestiality videos are nasty but they're a far cry from watching someone getting their head hacked off with a machete or any of these horrific face of death videos, basically being sadistic.

 

[Lostlover]

looks like we may have a shock poster here.

keep it real, it didn't happen.

I wish it didn't happen. I will never look at this neighbor the same. And it's sad because I'd like to keep my old view of him intact.

I didn't agree with him at all politically, but I could say he was a decent man.

 

[refujiunderground]

I wish it didn't happen. I will never look at this neighbor the same. And it's sad because I'd like to keep my old view of him intact.

I didn't agree with him at all politically, but I could say he was a decent man.

well, your view of him may be soiled and you might not be able to change that. however, you can still keep your pets or any animal you have out of his reach.

 

[sixthson]

Are you sure it wasn't anime sex? You were squinting, afterall.

 

[maxpowr9]

meh, can't be any worse than the dogs humping videos on youtube.

Candidly speaking, I just think Lostlover is discreetly telling us his personal fetishes.

 

[Lostlover]

Are you sure it wasn't anime sex? You were squinting, afterall.

My Freshmen year roommate in college was a big anime fan. He had posters everywhere. The irony is that I spoke to him today after losing contact with him for years. The timing in mentioning anime.

I never understood how people get off on the female anime cats in bikinis. I didn't knock him for this though as he was very tolerant of gays even though he could have been a bigot as I wasn't out then. We used to watch straight porn together. This is how I know that I'm not completely gay.

 

[blackbeltninja]

First skidmarks, now animals, Mmmmmm.

Are you suggesting, sir, that someone find a picture with both skidmarks and animals and post it here, in this thread?

What? You weren't?







Oh.

-d-

 

[USEDCAR]

You need your own realty show