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That is a horrible joke. I love it.
The idea of snuggling up up on your own personal bearskin rug of a boyfriend does sound nice. It also reminds me of this:
........that's so stupid I can't think of any more to say about it....... ^ He's male model Bo Roberts. I don't know who the "soldier" is though, sorry.
