Young Sports Guys

[Sniffademskidz]

How about 20 year old WILL FISH!?

Would love to bring him in.on the end of my fishing line!

Just look at the picture of him climbing the steps to the plane and imagine being right behind him...he stops suddenly and your nose is wedged between the cheeks of his arse......death by SMELLIFICATION....It's the only way to go.

I've added a codicil to my will that a pair of his sweaty skidded undies be placed over my nose when I'm lying in my coffin.

We'll call them the Lazarus pants as the sweet smell of his arse restores me to life!

What a fantasy!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

The rich irony of a surname! 24 year old footballer Todd CANTWELL!

With a cock like that I bet he CAN do anything WELL!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

22 year old Dutch footballer JEREMIE FRIMPONG!
There is a move afoot to get Jeremie to change his surname from FRIMPONG to RIMPONG because when his teammates have been RIMming his arse at the end of 90 minutes on the field they have all said what a PONG there is cumming from his chocolate dispenser!
Mind you nobody has yet commented on the brand of chocolate produced by his little black shitter! Is it Cadburys, Linda, Galaxy, Guylian! Mmmmm!

The jury is still out and so are his beautiful black buns!!!!!! Slurp slurp!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You've heard of a mixed grill! Well how about 24 year old German goalkeeper LENNART GRILL who.is a meal in himself!

Nice big German sausage dangling between his legs and a tender rump steak filling out the seat of his shorts..... and for dessert the best quality chocolate from his German shit chute and plenty of top quality cream fermenting in his pendulous bollocks.

If you are still hungry after that just whip his boots and socks off for some smelly German cheese! Phwoar!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

19 year old German footballer KEKE TOPP definitely needs to change his surname by deed poll to BOTTOM because those of us who are tops would have a field day on those teutonic buns and it looks as if the chap.in the red strip is getting some practice in!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

MANUEL ANGEL MORAN IBANEZ was born in Spain on 15 March 2004!

For those of you who are history buffs you will know that Julius Caesar was stabbed to death on the ides of March ergo 15 March but when you've got this little peach on his back the only sort of stabbing you'll want to do is shit stabbing!!! Phwoar!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

If you liked what you saw above then consider his compatriot POL FORTUNY AUBAREDA who became legal on 11 March this year!
Interesting name but I'm sure you will agree that the FORTUNY is all ours and we will certainly make him ours before too long! Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

26 year old German blonde bombshell LEANDRO PUTARO!
Not sure what PUTARO means but the Spanish word PUTA means "whore" so this young stud can be my bitch any day!
Notice the word HECKHOFF on his shirt!?
Just replace the letter H at the beginning of the word with the letter F and you will have the favourite word of Father Jack Hackett from the TV series "Father Ted!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

KIERAN DEWSBURY-HALL 23 and LUKE THOMAS 22 of Leicester City!

By the look on Kieran's face I would say that he has been grinding away for quite a while and Luke's cherry is now well and truly popped!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Dil-do or dil-don't!!
That is the question!
Whether it is nobler in the behind to suffer the slings and arrows
Of outrageous foreskins!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

23 year old British athlete JOEL CLARKE-KHAN!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Dutch social media icon SEPANTA ARYA is nothing to do with sport unless you are thinking of employing a snooker metaphor and "potting his pink!"

"Sepanta Arya
I'll depant your rear
And when I've rimmed your sweet pucker
I'll have you no fear!
It's so good to be queer!!!!!!"

 

[Sniffademskidz]

24 year old Spanish actor and musician MANU RIOS might look ridiculous in that outfit but which of you is going to pass up the chance to have his sweaty smelly black socked feet resting on your shoulders and tickling your ears !? Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

27 year old Italian footballer GIANLUCA MANCINI is a dead ringer for our 22 year old golden boy LUKEY THOMAS!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Argentinian footballer PAULO DYBALA who.plays for AS ROMA hits 30 this cumming November!

IMHO he never seems to age so I have taken to calling him BABY DYBALA!

I'd happily change his nappy and rub baby oil all over his sweet little cheeks!Mmmm!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Just can't get enough of that Argentinian rump steak.....reputedly the best in the world!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

You may be familiar with the expression "horses fir courses" meaning that people do jobs most suited to their abilities but you may be less familiar with the expression "rimmers for swimmers!"
The job really entails making sure that the peachy pink puckers of hunky young swimners in speedos are kept clean and pristine as they hit the water!
The advert for this job went out late last night and phone lines are already jammed with calls from hopeful applicants!
I will be sending some pics of international swimmers who have requested arse attendants, personal pucker trainers and minge monitors so keep your eyes peeled, your nostrils flared and your tongues at the ready!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

.....and who better to start off with than birthday boy CARLOS BENITO GARACH from Spain who hits 19 today!

Not sure about singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"

It might be more appropriate to sing
"CHERRY RIPE! CHERRY RIPE!"
Phwoar!!!!!!!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I would say that 22 year old Israeli swimmer BAR SOLOVEYCHIK would definitely be worth swimming the Red Sea for!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

Who wants to play

PEER AT THE REAR OF THE YEAR!?

Answers on a postcard!