Young Sports Guys

[Sniffademskidz]

The collective noun for a group of porpoises is "a school" and for starlings it's "a flock" but what is the collective noun for "a group of 19 year old Manchester City youth players with smelly arseholes!?" Mmmmmm!

If you want to Google these three Musketeers with their three musky rears their names are Mikki Van Sas, Josh Adam and George Murray- Jones!

Waiting for your answers boys!

 

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Not many pics of them but here are a few of Mikki!
I bet his little pinker is a real stinker! Phwoar!!!!!

 

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Another 19 year old from Man City whose arse is definitely worth sniffing is ROMEO LAVIA!

Look at the definition in those arse cheeks in turquoise sweatpants!

Just imagine sticking your nose in that black shitter!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

We mustn't forget little 25 year old JACK TAYLOR who plays for Ipswich Tiwn!

Ipswich is just down the road from me so if I open my window and the wind is blowing in the right direction I am treated to the inimitable smell of his unwashed arse!

Hope you are happy about expecting a little one! Ha ha!

 

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26 year old GONCALO GUEDES from Portugal!

"I've never been an authority on astronomy Goncalo but this picture proves beyond all doubt that the sun shines out of Uranus!"

 

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18 year old CHRIS POPOV of Leicester City!

Chris Popov looks as if he is about to dropov but not till I've got his topov so we can copov!

 

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Thought you could only get Small, Medium and Large! Didn't realise you could get Extra Large! I won't tell my wife!

 

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I've always wondered about the origin of the expression "Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin!" but now my curiosity has been satisfied!

 

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Cards on the table boys! Black men drive me absolutely wild and 21 year old Senegalese footballer AMADOU ONANA is no exception! He currently plays for Everton and I'd happily take a scrubbing brush to his match worn socks and panties!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

21 year old Hungarian BOTOND BALOGH who plays for Italian club Parma!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

"Hey Jack you may be a top class Premier League footballer with loads of dosh and girls falling at your feet, not to mention all the guys that want to get into your knickers but at the end of the day you are only human mate and even icons like yourself follow through when they think they've only farted! Lol!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

I used to love doing a "meet and greet" with new students especially if they had a nice arse and tits in which case I referred to it as a "seat and teat!"
Regrettably I have never had the opportunity to do a "meet'em and (Nico) Greetham and am never likely to!

 

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22 year old British actor AEDAN DUCKWORTH who,in.my.opinion, should change his surname to FUCKWORTH by deed poll as it seems a more accurate description.of him!
Love that picture of him standing in the middle of a field! Just imagine finding that on a rural treasure hunt!

 

[Sniffademskidz]

20 year old ROMEO BECKHAM, son.of the famous David now plays for Brentford FC!
Would love to know what that geezer is saying to.him! Something along the lines of:

"Thanks for the autograph! Any chance of ordering a pair of your match-worn socks and pants!? Do.you know if Amazon do a same day delivery!?"

 

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20 year old German footballer MARTEN WINKLER!

 

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24 year old ANEL AHMEDHODZIC from Bosnia Herzogovina who.might need to change his first name to ANAL after the post match exertions on.the part of his teammates!

 

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Totally off topic as have been.my last two.posts but if you haven't heard of Latin ALFONSO OSNAYA he is well worth a Google, an.ogle, a cuddle......the list is endless!!!!

 

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21 year old English footballer HARRISON ASHBY plays for Newcastle United and was born on 14 November, the same day as our new king!
That's one set of Crown Jewels I'd love to see on display! Lol!

 

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20 year old TEDDY SHARMAN-LOWE born 30 March 2003!

Slightly nerdy-looking blonde who.plays for Burton Albion but just look at the buns on that bitch!!!

 

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22 year old German footballer SIMON ASTA who.plays for FURTH FC!

Just look at the definition on his buns! He's number 2 if you were in any doubt!