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OMG, aristo: you are a Shaolin warrior!
Ok, here's what happened.
I was doing some electrical work in a space where the dishwasher will be in one of my rentals. Right above it is a hanging cabinet. When I was done, I stood up as fast as I could and my head went right into a corner of the hanging cabinet.
When I finally came back online, my face was covered in blood and I was on the floor. Just right at that moment, the legally blond chick and her jock boyfriend tenants came through the door and panicked when they saw me with a bloody face. Would have made a nice video for youtube if anyone was filming. Too bad none of us planned this event so no pic or vid.
Bollocks. We all know that your head finally became too big to get through all those pesky doors..........![]()

Last night I decided to take out my scab. This morning it appears fully healed. I'm wolverine!
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It never happened?![]()
So all this so that we are informed that you finally learnt how to wash bird poop from your scalp.
