Your iPhone will make you gay.

[rareboy]

You know how it is.

You are railing chicks right and left and then you get the newest iPhone model.

The next thing, you find you are on your knees sucking cock every day and have an emotionally complicated boyfriend called Vlad.

So what can you do?

That's right. Sue Apple.

https://attitude.co.uk/article/russ...14mZ8lFXPaxKdfi1f65muHp1E-YWiDTYsAI8nMspiCRes

 

[Alistair]

 

[zoltanspawn]

Imagine living in a situation so ridiculous that this isn't comic. Poor motherfuckers.

 

[Telstra]

without seeing what he look like, this is fake news.
If he is brave enough to sue apple for this, he should be brave enough to show his face.

 

[sixthson]

Is it really my fault if I woke up sleeping next to a naked man with his cock next to my face and my breath smelling like cum? I think not.

 

[Cormac135]

It'd be funny if it wasn't............well.......

 

[HoodedRat]

Jeez!

That's utterly mental, and also deeply sad.

 

[ChristianGianni]

WTF!!! ... Sad Twat

 

[MusicMan321]

Yea like something like this turns you gay ok....

 

[Hotrich]

I don’t know. I’ve heard it all now!

 

[Yooper]

It's Trump's fault! Or Obama's!

Whatever.

 

[PalacePaul]

Turned gay by an phone... what a pussy.
I was turned gay by the big machines and hot construction workers I admired as a child

 

[Nealm1]

ABSOLUTELY HILAIR
This guy is so going too get laughed out of court