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Your last act of stupidity.

Yesterday, I was out in the backyard nude suntanning. When my time had expired, I rinsed myself off with the garden hose before going back into the house.

The water felt really good on my hot, sweaty body. I sprayed the water over my entire body, even on my hole. I stay horny these days and the water massaging my hole felt great! So, I stuck the nozzle inside my hole and gave myself an enema. I rinsed myself out good knowing that I would be playing with my Dildo once I got back inside. Well, it turned out the I sprayed entirely too much water up inside me.

My Dildo play was not enjoyable at all! Water and poo kept coming out of me whenever I would try to use the Dildo on myself. Let me tell you, you lose control when your sphincter muscle has been stretched from a monster Dildo I spent a good hour just cleaning up!
 
I can't tell you the last stupid thing I did. Too many to remember on a regular basis. I can tell you the first. It was on a summer day in 1961...
 
mbamike said:
Yesterday, I was out in the backyard nude suntanning. When my time had expired, I rinsed myself off with the garden hose before going back into the house.

The water felt really good on my hot, sweaty body. I sprayed the water over my entire body, even on my hole. I stay horny these days and the water massaging my hole felt great! So, I stuck the nozzle inside my hole and gave myself an enema. I rinsed myself out good knowing that I would be playing with my dildo once I got back inside. Well, it turned out the I sprayed entirely too much water up inside me.

My dildo play was not enjoyable at all! Water and poo kept coming out of me whenever I would try to use the dildo on myself. Let me tell you, you lose control when your sphincter muscle has been stretched from a monster dildo. I spent a good hour just cleaning up!
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Wish I hadn't have read that. Guess that's my last act of stupidity.
 
The last time I went to a service in a church. Not a wedding or a funeral but because I actually believed in God. Now thy can take there Bible there fucking Koran there scrolls and shove them up each other ass. Gay Atheist and Proud
 
I can't remember the last act of stupidity but I can remember the most embarrassing display of stupidity.

Once, I entered a shop called "The Wallet Shop" and asked -- really loudly -- "Do you sell wallets here?" I remember reading the signboard before entering so I had no excuses for that brilliant question.
 
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