your man won't stop texting me

[fabulouslyghetto]

Don't matter, had sex

I know, the parking attendant told me when I checked into Deck C inside your anus.

 

[Vitamin]

I know, the parking attendant told me when I checked into Deck C inside your anus.

Oh lawd. Only you would walk into star warriors' anus for $20.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh lawd. Only you would walk into star warriors' anus for $20.

I was parking my Benzo, and it was either park in his anus or drive six blocks down the road to the next parking block which charges $28. Do you still need me to give you a ride to the free clinic?

 

[Vitamin]

I was parking my Benzo, and it was either park in his anus or drive six blocks down the road to the next parking block which charges $28. Do you still need me to give you a ride to the free clinic?

Bitch, please. Nobody cares about the car rental you stole. Now shut up and hop in my paid for Cadillac. Somebody's gotta get you to the free clinic so you don't get arrested for shoplifting condoms from 7-11 again.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Bitch, please. Nobody cares about the car rental you stole. Now shut up and hop in my paid for Cadillac. Somebody's gotta get you to the free clinic so you don't get arrested for shoplifting condoms from 7-11 again.

At least I use condoms.

 

[Vitamin]

At least I use condoms.

At least I use Summer's Eve.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

At least I use Summer's Eve.

Then why does between your legs smell like last fall?

 

[Vitamin]

Then why does between your legs smell like last fall?

That's not between my legs, that's your dinner from 3 years ago that's still on your kitchen counter, you slob.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

That's not between my legs, that's your dinner from 3 years ago that's still on your kitchen counter, you slob.

 

[star-warrior]

I know, the parking attendant told me when I checked into Deck C inside your anus.

That's after he and his assistant ran away from your gaping chasm.

Eww, looks dirty and cavernous.

 

[HornyJock]

 

[Vitamin]

Yes, unfortunately my Cadillac turns into a pumpkin after midnight. See, I'm the one who marries the prince and you're the ugly stepsister.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Yes, unfortunately my Cadillac turns into a pumpkin after midnight. See, I'm the one who marries the prince and you're the ugly stepsister.

I look good bitch

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Problem???

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Eww, looks dirty and cavernous.

You wish you knew what this heaven hole looked like

 

[Stardust]

Best thread of the year. I need more.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Best thread of the year. I need more.

Yesssssssssssssssss!

 

[star-warrior]

You wish you knew what this heaven hole looked like

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

not the most flattering picture of your man

 

[star-warrior]

not the most flattering picture of your man

He's preferable to your piece of fruit

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

He's preferable to your piece of fruit

Gurl boom!

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Best thread of the year. I need more.

Yessssss