Your Most Recent Embarrassing Moment?

[bi-one]

That's why I never say anything behind a persons back, that I wouldn't say to their face.

I learnt my lesson, thank you

 

[tx_doc]

This wasn't me but it makes me laugh:
I was with a friend (who was pregnant) in an elevator. The mother holding an infant and her toddler son step on. The little boy keeps looking at my friend. Finally he asks his mother "is that where chocolate milk comes from?" The lady gasps and apologized, grabbed her son's hand and walked off at the next floor. My friend and I had a huge laugh about that. If you couldn't guess by now, she's black.

 

[harristate]

Not too long ago I was at DFW airport walking to the terminal through the parking garage after parking my car. I was walking down the garage staircase, thinking I was all alone, and let out a really sharp belch. It felt good and, frankly, was impressive. The minute it left my mouth, however, I came face-to-face with a lady walking up the stair. I could have died.

 

[scott18]

Not too long ago I was at DFW airport walking to the terminal through the parking garage after parking my car. I was walking down the garage staircase, thinking I was all alone, and let out a really sharp belch. It felt good and, frankly, was impressive. The minute it left my mouth, however, I came face-to-face with a lady walking up the stair. I could have died.

I have done the exact same thing - only not at DFW - and the girl I belched infront of was disgusted with me, but our friends were all laughing. I was too drunk to get embarassed, but with hindsight, I should have been.

 

[ozguy]

Happened to me this morning, when I went for my early morning constitutional ..... walking briskly along the street around 6 am ..... all was quiet, no traffic or other walkers about .... ozguy walks past a house and lets out a VERY loud and lengthy fart ..... then sees a woman standing there in her garden doing the watering. She'd obviously heard the entire performance and OMG, I was sooooooo embarrassed!

 

[buzzj]

Oh this is soooo embarrassing. I fell down the main stairway in Prada/SOHO/NYC. Worst part was I was carrying a couple shopping bags and they went flying out of my hands and into flight.As I went down the stairway I brought a shoe display with me.One customer was hit by one of my bags;she was not happy.I was with a co-worker and he made a joke of me having too many martini's at lunch.Falling was bad enough; but I had to explain that I wasn't drunk.They make me take the elevator now.

No doubt the devil made you do it!

 

[buzzj]

The most recent and most embarrassing moment I ever have had was about 3 nights ago. Calling someone by a different name (his friends name) while having sex . Yeah.... that was fun *cough*.

Some people choose celibacy--- and others have it thrust upon them!

 

[RationalLunacy]

I made 4000 posts today. How embarrassing.

Someone had to resurrect this thread on the day I made 6000 posts.

How utterly embarrassing!

 

[trawler69]

When I was living on the Canals I went to fill up with water one day and returned to my mooring outside the back af a factory. Next morning I got up and stepped on to the towing path along the bank. I do this without thinking or looking, like stepping out the back door. The tow path wasn't there, I forgot I'd turned the boat round. It was morning tea break at the factory and I had an audience of about 40 people. They thought it was hillarious as I struggled to pull myself up the side of the boat coughing and spluttering.

 

[irish1]

I was dressed for work (really nice shoes, dress slacks, the whole bit), and was trying to make a plane in Tampa on Friday.

I was speaking to a colleadue, and trying to pump gas at the same time. I turned and tripped over the pump's hose.

Dropped the phone, scuffed the shoes, and nearly tore my pants, as three other driviers watched me do it.

I picked up the phone, and continued as if nothing happened....but my face was so hot, I am sure that I was three shades of red.