Your Personal First-World Problems

[Kester]

This guy that I've been messaging all day on grindr takes forever to type back.

It take like 10 minutes to say 2 things to each other.

Type faster damn it!

 

[007xBond]

my background is keeping me from voting and finding a real job

 

[blackbeltninja]

The super-light City setting on the adjustable power-steering on my new car takes all the skill out of deftly manoeuvring into a tight parking bay.

-d-

 

[Jayden]

I broke my ankle last month, The pain is alot to handle, thank goddess for vicoden. I'm sick of being stuck inside.

 

[Gravelord_Nito]

My computer is getting tons of blue screens and freezes.
I got no work yet.

 

[Taz]

my monitor blinks and flashes for about 2 minutes when i turn it on. annoying as hell.

 

[Taz]

nooooo!!!! now i have to buy a new monitor

Life is so fucking unfair!

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

is think first a worlds folk so kind a pay fa test so much many company products wot workin on how make somethang

now companys world ova can get hot sex while workin cuase internet 2 a make easy their conviences ans get home fa dinner ta work on othda stuff how make work

ans lot othda thangs too

2nd and 3rd 4 8 10 world is of awe ans copy ans paste ans

think peas great

Kool

ans wot very Kool Thread

thankyou

ans loadin ans ooh waitin ans sumthang ooh transferrrrrrin OOOOH ans ooh ans COOORRRR Loandin agaaaaaaaain this like wots it

 

[RonR18]

My boyfriend beat me in nude wrestling yesterday, for the first time... and I got fucked while I was pinned down on the floor. I was a tad too slow at a pivotal moment, and the fucker has been studying my moves.

 

[bw92116]

No, I'm curious to know, did you pay for any of those movies, music or porn?

 

[cron9por]

I'm sleeping on the couch at the moment, and the ceiling is obstructing my view of the stars

 

[mydrew1]

I forgot my hotmail email account's password 3 months ago, for almost a week.

I swear I almost sweated.

 

[cron9por]

^Wait a minute!

YOU'RE not first-world!

YOU can't even afford UNDERWEAR!!!

I spent all my money on designer jeans, 2 sizes too small. Can only get them up to my ankles

 

[giftart]

Phone battery dont last enough....

 

[bw92116]

No, this thread is about problems, and your situation does not qualify as a problem; it's a solution. I'm happy you lost it all. Your attempt to start this thread is not sincere, since you did not present a problem. I am on-topic, and your original post on this thread is off-topic. You did not present an actual problem to start your own thread about problems. Your do have a first-world problem, in that you believe piracy is acceptable. That is a much more important first-world problem than the silly loss of your illegally-acquired data.

 

[mbamike]

Just moments ago a guy was chatting me up on A4A. He asked to see my face pic. I asked if he had one. He said, "You first."

Are we still in kindergarten?

 

[hotb0d]

I wish these Asians would stop saying: "Hi " to me on grindr.

 

[FPNY]

my feets are cold.......

 

[Wilde Oscar]

I quit smoking yesterday, but I found out I can't chew nicotine gum with my coffee or it can ruin the effect of the gum. So I have to chew a piece, and then have my coffee.

You did not present an actual problem to start your own thread about problems. Your do have a first-world problem, in that you believe piracy is acceptable. That is a much more important first-world problem than the silly loss of your illegally-acquired data.

I have to disagree with you there bw. The fact that Ashy's movies, music, and porn were pirated are what make it a quintessential first-world problem. For the most part, they were likely easy to find, easy to obtain, and will probably be easy to replace.

If he had vintage porn that he transferred onto discs from the last VHS copy in existence, or a full Criterion collection of movies and autographed vinyl all stolen from his home, that would indeed be very sad. And it would go far beyond the typical banality of a first-world problem.

 

[Adrock-JD]

Blu-ray discs and video games take too long to load.

I don't like having to wait up to TWO MINUTES to watch the movie or play the game.

Plus, my $150.00 touch screen thermostat only activates at a minimum of 2 degree increments.
i.e. I have it set at 72° F but it turns the heat on at 70° and I'd prefer it to come on at 71°